6.4.08

IF YOU EAT BEEF JERKY AND THEN SPIT ON YOUR HAND TO MASTURBATE IT MAKES YOUR DICK SMELL LIKE BEEF JERKY

i posted at DRUNK. the poem is called "i like shitting in my pants (and by pants i mean your mouth or ear or your goldfish tank or your grandma's lap".

it has been heavily blurbed as you will see when you read it.

lord byron even emailed me and was like "damn yo, that shit is fucking hype." then he did one those smiley-face things like this :)