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I AM GOING TO CLONE MYSELF AND THEN KILL THE CLONE AND EAT IT

*****UPDATE the cover is up at the PAPER HERO PRESS WEBSITE. the cover will be two-fold, one on the outside and one on the inside UPDATE**************************

oh yes. the book has been accepted. I AM GOING TO CLONE MYSELF AND THEN KILL THE CLONE AND EAT IT has been accepted by PAPER HERO PRESS. they are a new press run by barry graham and peter schwartz. barry graham edits DOGZPLOT which you should submit to and read. peter schwartz is a sick fucking artist. he is going to do the cover. i am excited. when i went to peter's website, i saw a painting of his that featured a creature that i have seen in my dreams before. i am not joking. i used to have a dream where i was walking down a road with the forest preserve on either side. and a giant man who was a shadow would stand up out of the trees and put his face down by mine and we'd stare at each other. the book is pretty much done but i will make a few last edits. it is around 30,000 words and has prose, prose poems, flash fiction and whatever else. PAPER HERO also publishes paperback collections of chapbooks. i am putting together a chapbook too. i am proud of the jaguar uprising chapbook, the book and the PAPER HERO CHAPBOOK. i know i am supposed to say things about how much i hate my own work but i am proud of these works. right now i feel like a father who just watched his son catch a fly ball and then the father elbows the guy next to him in the stands and says "fuck you die" and then he stabs the other dad.

also, props to shane jones on his novel "LIGHT BOXES". this book kicks ass.

and blake butler on his novella "EVER". i started reading it today. oh shit.

shane and i did a gchat and it will be in the next issue of lamination colony. just to entice you, the gchat features the following:

don delillo slitting shane jones' throat.

shane and i working at quiznos together.

dave eggers getting blown by shane's girlfriend while shane serves them both subs.

and blake butler as a millionaire author who lives in a room with a bunch of tvs and electrodes attached to his skull.

16 comments:

BLAKE BUTLER said...

i am going to fuck your book with my cock and bleed a lot, no kidding

sam pink said...

then the book will have a baby that looks like a shaved crow that has been dipped in barbecue sauce.

BARRY GRAHAM said...

CLONE is fucking amazing. im going into my daughters room right now and waking her ass up out of bed and reading her the fucking manuscript. she will tell me to quit fucking around, pull the covers over her head and go back to bed. i will stand beside the bed and read it until she falls asleep and dreams about it and embedds it in her brain.

sam pink said...

hell yeah. what's she doing asleep. tell her to edit it. there are probably some grammatical errors. she'll be like "this is the most juvenile, aimless bullshit i have ever read. and i've read all the babysitter's club books."

sam pink said...

i just popped a blister on my heel and some of the stuff inside shot out and the first thing i thought was "mama mia santissima"

ryan manning said...

the asian tony danza

Bradley Sands said...

This is good because I really like reading your work but really don't like reading fiction/poetry on the internet.

I received your chat invitation. We will chat soon. It is time for sleeping for me.

Daniel Bailey said...

fuck yes jesus. praise the lord, as they say.

sam pink said...

hi everyone. bradley, i felt like i was passing a note to someone in class. i am glad you totally like me.

daniel bailey, yes. please let me know when the giant space wolf poem is done. dem shits is yucky.

Daniel Bailey said...

i think i'll be working on the space wolf poem for quite a while.

Brandon said...

congrats on the book sam pink. you deserve it tenfold. i will order and read and order and burn and order and tear into tiny pieces and feed to the ailing bum on the corner. i will make you rich.

sam pink said...

thanks brandon. i appreciate it. i think the best thing for you to do would be to read it then leave it at a grade school. it is easy enough to read, and they will repeat the lines and then a teacher will be like "what the fuck" and then bam, foxnews baby, "corrupting youth" "loose moral fiber" etc. i am working on some marketing methods via shane jones' post. there are some interesting ideas. forthcoming.

gena said...

if your book is distributed to barnes and noble i am going to steal it

Shane Jones said...

i really like the cover. i'm not sure an asshole like yourself deserves such a nice cover, but yeah, it's good

Robot Melon said...

cover looks good

sam pink book

fuck yeah

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