6.9.08

SUPER POST

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the chapbooks are officially on their way out. i have spoken to the mystic one.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my advice column is up at dogzplot. also, other peoples' advice is up too. there is advice from barry graham, brandi wells, lisa ladehoff, wagner israel cilio, drew kalbach and some others.

i have a video excerpt from my chapbook YUM YUM I CAN'T WAIT TO DIE up at HERE EXPLODES MY GIANT FACE. the super-hot daniel bailey edited it. i basically gave him a bunch of shit and he made a shit sculpture. look at all the videos on the website.

interview at orange alert.

brandon scott gorrell is getting his book published.

no colony motherfuckers. no colony.


i like this story by chris killen. chris killen is, if i may say so, "a badass motherfucking dude who writes badass motherfucking things like a goodass motherfucking dude who's badass as hell."

i like this poem by daniel bailey. if daniel bailey publishes a book, i will buy it, even if it were titled HOW I LEARNED TO STOP HATING THE LOVE OF THE LOVELY WORLD OF MYSELF AND MY LOVELY HEART.

i like this poem by jereme dean.

i like this by kendra grant malone.

buy this book by noah cicero.

i like this poem by blake butler.

wagner israel cilio III reviewed one of my songs.

i like this movie. it's called psycho cop. if i remember correctly, in the movie, psycho cop actually kills someone by tripping them.

28 comments:

Drew Kalbach said...

out of the few 'other people' that got in the advice column, three of them involved cocks. that's impressive.

good stuff.

sam pink said...

i noticed that.

we are bringing cocks back into the public spotlight.

Bradley Sands said...

007-373-5963

FrostingandFire said...

thank god your page layout looks fresh. sick of the shit i've been seeing (including my own. total shyte.) and nice links. the free one's, anyway (can't be buying shit just because you tell me to, but i'll check it out).
suzy devere

sam pink said...

you will buy noah's book.

sam pink said...

i picked up a pizza the other day and i think the girl making pizzas behind the counter wanted to have sex with me. the way she was looking at me and the way she came to the front counter while the cashier was ringing me up, combined with the always present hope of having sex with everybody i see, all these things lead me to conclude that the girl working at papa johns definitely wanted to have sex with me. only thing is, i just kind of stared at her and then left the store. i should have said something like, "after i eat some of this pizza would you like to have sex with me? if so we will have to wait like at least twenty mintues so i can kind of digest a little otherwise i might throw up a little pizza in my mouth while we are having sex and i have been told that is not good." right now i am glad that i am alive.

Brandi Wells said...

i like your advice column, but i do not see advice from me. unless i am blind.

sam pink said...

i am stupid.

Daniel Bailey said...

thank you for plugging my book that doesn't exist.

DOGZPLOT said...

the true test of a food workers willingness to have sex with a customer is whether or not at some point she wiped off some sweat from her chest or forehead while you were in plain view. if she did, then yes, sam, you're money.

sam pink said...

i think she wiped some dough off on the counter. bingo.

jereme said...

sam,

re:video/poem

'wow'

i know wow is kind of cliche but i really don't know what else to say

it was more than good

hard to explain

Daniel Bailey said...

holy shit, sam pink. i just read your play in no colony. it's fucking badass.

sam pink said...

jereme thank you. did you get the copies of the chapbook yet? i am confused about whether people are getting them.

daniel bailey, thanks. my copy should be here soon and i am looking forward to it all, including your piece. blake said he is performing the play and will post it.

comment 14

sam pink said...

bradley sands

1. is that number what we discussed and if so, let me know when to strike.

2. when is the dragons thing coming out. there is talk going on.

jereme said...

sam,

no, unless the other people i bought them for got theirs and i didn't get mine

actually, that is something ttb would do

that piece of shit

DOGZPLOT said...

dough. she wiped dough. fuck, how could i be such a dickhead to forget about wiping dough. that means she's bringing along a freind. you're money sam pink. money.

and shit, i forgot about the chapbook. i ordered one. did not get it. i put your doggie in the mail today.

Drew Kalbach said...

i tried to impress a girl with my blog one time, she stopped talking to me after that, i'm pretty sure having a blog is 'detrimental' unless you're very famous or very good looking. or my blog just sucks, i don't know.

DOGZPLOT said...

blogging is for douche bags

BlogSloth said...

I bling your bling.

sam pink said...

comment 21

gena said...

shitstorm

jereme said...

hard turd defiant in the rain

Anonymous said...

I'm going to kill myself at the church! I hate this. I HATE THIS LIFE. KILL ME. I want to die. END ME END ME END ME.

I'm going to bite my own lips off and spit them at the vicar!

I'm going to shake my hand real hard until all my veins come loose and end up at the tips of my fingers! Then I'll trap my baggy fingers in a door, for the vicar. Maybe the vicar will be swinging from the door at the time!

So drive a space ship into the small of my back and kill me!


albie

sam pink said...

albie you have to use your inside voice on this blog.

Bradley Sands said...

the british ryan manning

Albie kind of reminds me of Ryan Manning.

I think he wrote some instructions for an imaginary video game a while back that I liked a lot.

Anonymous said...

That would have been Slathe CASTLE BASTARD: A walkthrough. Being an imaginary walkthrough for a game.

I think I have it somewhere....

http://mondobizarro.yuku.com/reply/3125/t/Slathe-s-Castle-of-Bastard-walkthrough-and-cheats.html#reply-3125

albie

Ooh! The small of back hurts!

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