15.9.08

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT ONE GIRL FROM "CLARISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL"

hello. an old article i wrote, I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT ONE GIRL FROM CLARISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL, is up here. the website says they are college humor. i always thought that i topped off at fourth grade. this is an improvement. they will post another article called I CAN'T WAIT TO BREAK YOUR ARM sometime soon.

(sidenote: the editor wrote the caption in the picture of that one girl from clarissa explains it all. mine would've said, "hey, nice boobs that one girl from clarissa explains it all. those are cool.")

11 comments:

gena said...

eyebrowz

BlogSloth said...

wine, wine, wine

But will you relocate and actually try?

Quit denying free will.

sam pink said...

gena, when i saw her eyebrows my love grew even stronger.

sean lovelace, she is a teenaged witch and i am but a 25 year old loser.

Will Ragsdale said...
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Will Ragsdale said...

My roommate was actually at a party with Melissa Joan Hart. I don't think they had sex though. I think he said she got really drunk, and everyone was like looking at her, but afraid to ask her about it.

I can relate. I mixed this show for the kid from 'Rookie of the Year' and everyone came up to him and was like 'Henry Rohangarter!' It was brilliant. Then this punk band who were comprised of these five insanely vulgar mexican dudes, who were ripped I might add, played after him (horrible bill). The singer dressed up like him from that movie, and he called Thomas Ian Nichols to the stage, upon where everyone yelled 'Pitchers Got A Big Butt' like he did in that movie.

Good luck with Melissa, if I see her, I'll direct her to your blog

DOGZPLOT said...

yeah i know the feeling. eveytime i go to a party people always start screaming, look its barry graham, its barry graham. then they go home and write blog entries about seeing me at parties and they always add extra stuff. they pretend i was eating chicken strips with some weird sauce or drinking some fancy flavor of arbor mist or i took off my shoes and tried to stick my toes in their vag. pffff. what fucking posers.

Anonymous said...

Oh, Melissa. I will carry you around on my cockpole like a soft cheeked codpiece. I will show you off to people who aren't my friends anymore. I will have to utter violent sexual words at you to keep me hard...or you'll slip off and touch that piece of shit on my carpet.

Don't touch that piece of shit. Ever.

albie told me to write this.

Albie's fourth disciple and major cock smuggler.

Anonymous said...

He truly is a major cock smuggler.

Albie

sam pink said...

will rasgdale, you have been closer to my dream than me. it is only natural that i hate you.

barry, i would totally eat chicken strips and drink arbor mist with you. i'd even keep yelling barry graham in different voices like there was a crowd around.

albie, after reading your comments i have determined that you are that one girl from clarissa explains it all. now come and fuck me.

Anonymous said...

I would but there's something missing from my face. I don't know what it is, I've looked real close but there's just something missing.

You can have sex with the big back pocket in my boiler suit if you want. Just squeeze some lube in there first and watch out for bolts.

albie(possibly not real. Possibly just Sam Pink in disguise. Yuk Yuk.)

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