4.9.08

INTERVIEW

i was interviewed at WHAT TO WEAR DURING AN ORANGE ALERT. i have liked that site for awhile and i am glad they interviewed me. here is an excerpt of the interview because it makes me laugh.


That [money] is all I want. I don't even really care about the chapbook or the book anymore. Honestly, I just beat an old man half to death and recorded what he said and that's the chapbook. Even though all the money goes to their press, I want money. I want a lot of it. I figure, money is awesome, so I should just get a lot of it, because then I have a lot of something that is awesome. If there wasn't money, I wouldn't write. Writing is stupid and pointless. Oh look at me, look at my fucking poems. Aren't I deep and interesting? Don't I have like, the deepest thoughts? I am so philosophical and fucking artistic. That's not me. I just want money.

36 comments:

Brad D. Green said...

I read that interview. It was good. That interview was better than a yellow balloon.

TTB said...

ha? you call that an interview sam pink?

ttb sat by a fireplace and fielded some questions and had a real mystic interview.

brad d. green. you don't even have to read it.

just get your popcorn ready.


the old g. b vs. ttb is going to be a great one.

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

Hi.

sam pink said...

hello brad green. i am glad that you liked it. here's the thing though, i was lying about everything, so you liked my lies. that means i believe the opposite of everything you like. haha motherfucker.

ttb, don't be getting all type a mystic on me, you know that shit scares me.

socrates, i am glad you commented because i like you and your writing.

this is the fourth comment.

Brad D. Green said...

that's ok, mr. sam pink. i was entertained by your lies. i was also entertained by your comment, which should be truthful, unless your diametrically opposed statement is also inverted or just plain ass-backwards, which would make the interview truthful, i think.

at any rate, it's all fun. isn't that what's important?

DOGZPLOT said...

i agree. im taking my photo off my blog immediately...

first im gonna watch looney tunes on dvd. then im gonna eat a bowl of honey nut cheerios. then fix my nephew's bike maybe. then i'll take it down. im a fucking sellout. who coincidentally got nothing in return.

sam pink said...

brad green. i like you.

barry graham, you sell out bitch. if i were there i'd spit in your cheerios and be like, "now they're more like saddy-os."

then i'd clear my throat and see myself out.

Brad D. Green said...

the problem as i see it with you saying that you like me is that you've already established yourself as

a. an unreliable interviewee but a reliable commenter

b. unreliable all the way around

c. reliable all the way around

my brain is producing several words, one of which is conundrum. i like how that word sounds. so, again, i am entertained by the word conundrum and how it rolls off the tongue like caramel.

this is comment number 8.

DOGZPLOT said...

i wanna taste saddy-o's.

hey. email me your mailing address if you havent before. i just picked up the dogzplot flash anthologies from the printer today and i wanna send you a copy.

sam pink said...

aw shit, ells yeah.

sam pink said...

this is comment number 11.

Brad D. Green said...

how many comments is a lot of comments. it'd make me happy to see you have a lot of comments. i am exerting effort to see if i can manifest this particular set of circumstances. either that, or i am just typing. it's possible i could be doing both.

i've grown silly now.

but i am curious as to why you didn't answer the interview questions in a straight forward, convey-the-information sort of way.

i'm kinda old, but not so old that my curiosity has dried up.

KEN BAUMANN said...

REALLY GOOD INTERVIEW

sam pink said...

comments are dumb

sam pink said...

comment 15 baby

sam pink said...

ken baumann is the shit.

brad d green, i did answer sometimes in a straight forward way. and sometimes i didn't. that is how i have fun. i am having fun. and basically...oh shit, fucking 16 comments holy shit!

Daniel Bailey said...

i'm glad you still think i'm hot. i feel like i'm doing at least one thing right at all times now.

Brandon said...

let's blow the roof off this fucker. Comment 18, the comment that builds upon all other comments. I say you stretch this out to the 105 comment range. Can it be done? Without a doubt.
my puppy just shit on the carpet, im out.

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

I haven't bothered reading all of the comments. I'll just write something that might be relevant.


I hate myself.

sam pink said...

give it to me in english doc

Brandi Wells said...

people lie to me a lot. it makes me feel uncertain but i am getting used to it. i am lying.

jereme said...

good stuff as always

i would like to cut your eyes out and wear them for testicles

i would whip them out at various times and proclaim "suck them fast sassafras"

i think it would go over well with most women

'fuck ttb'

sam pink said...

brandi, baby i can change. i swear.

jereme, ah shit, jereme dean in the comments sections y'heard?

FUCK TTB IS RIGHT.

GOLDEN BEAR FOR LIFE.

HE'S JUST TOO ADORABLE FOR THAT BITCH MYSTIC.

this is comment 23

sam pink said...

comment 24. they say a man died on comment 24. they say he still haunts it. stay away from 24.

Drew Kalbach said...

nice new graphic. that's something douglas right? i'm probably wrong, something isn't a very good first name.

comment 25

DOGZPLOT said...

yeah, thats samuel douglass.

brandi. i still love you. where's the love.

does sex equal love.

sam pink said...

frederick douglass bitches. the motherfucking man.

comment 27

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

This is my life.

Noah Cicero said...

face fuck sarah palin

DOGZPLOT said...

theodore douglass

sam pink said...

i want sarah palin to give me a handjob and then shoot me with an assault rifle.

michael douglas

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Anonymous said...

I was scared at you! Then I was loved at you.
Then I was scared at you!

Now I loathe the very ceiling above you. I woudln't eat food your shadow fell upon.

Then I was loved at you.

albie

sam pink said...

albie i like your comment

Anonymous said...

I like your Albie Action Play Set.
With Avalanche of Meat feature and egg smell.

albie

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