5.10.08

HTMLGIANT AND VIRGIN ORGASM

hello.

HTMLGIANT is a new website started by gene morgan and blake butler. i write for it. i read it everyday now. if you want me to write about something, email me.

VIRGIN ORGASM is a new blog that me, and ryan manning, and blake butler share. it will contain my very best work.

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i posted an article about daniel bailey's awesome ass poetry collection on htmlgiant

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preorder my book please.

i have something free to give out soon (and no, it's not a hologram of my rotting corpse).

14 comments:

BLAKE BUTLER said...

fuck yourself in the nightmind with the flintstones chewable

Bradley Sands said...

I'm following html giant in the new feature on blogger-thing and I just woke up. Your post is surrounded by posts on html giant. I thought it was a post on html giant. I thought you were promoting html giant on html giant. I thought it was funny.

Now that I know the truth, I am very disappointed with you.

I think I should write a review of html giant and post it on html giant. I will like you again.

sam pink said...

blake, it is time you had a virgin orgasm.

bradley, i did do that, when i reviewed shane jones' review of his own story. i went on to say, "i hope this reaches the already established readership of htmlgiant". now i hate you. give me the new copy of bust and never talk to me again.

i am j/k-ing like a motherfucker.

Bradley Sands said...

I know you are Mike Young. Mike Young admitted to it. See you at 8:30 tomorrow for breakfast. I will wrap my sneakers in razorwire and play footsie under the table

Lisa Ladehoff said...

what blake said

Brandi Wells said...

virgin orgasm is WINNAR


i drank wine tonight instead of studying babel, camus and mahfouz. WINNAR

sam pink said...

virgin orgasm will be the pinnacle of my career. it is sad that the pinnacle of my career will come at 25. but some say my pinnacle already passed, when i first beat mario 3.

Matt DeBenedictis said...

Virgin Orgasm should have an rss feed. I can't stalk it. Without stalking I can't feed. I can't breathe. I just get stale like bread, like white wine in the sun, like a condom in an opened wrapper that never gets to live it's dream- the dream of the tightening virgin orgasm.

Anonymous said...

I can't think of anything to put here.


albie(like a nazi but nice)

DOGZPLOT said...

everything is downhill after you beat mario 3.

i dont even feel like making words. i miss talking. does anyone else miss talking.

Lisa Ladehoff said...

real human contact

sam pink said...

today i thought about killing myself at least fourteen times.

Anonymous said...

Sam. Some of those suicide thoughts were just spam from psychnet companies. You neeed to go into your mind, got to in box, options, blocked senders, panties don't fit my dog, open the menu for spunk box, right click the screaming mouth pictures....


Albie wrote this.

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