16.10.08

I HAVE LICE

hi. i still have a few copies of YUM YUM I CAN"T WAIT TO DIE. email me. if you are a small publisher or know a small publisher, email me if you'd like to publish it. almost all of the copies are gone and i want more people to read it but my money is gone. publish it you scaredy-cat. i can expand it to book length too. here is what might happen when you receive the chapbook in the mail:



"hey what the fuck? i have mail! i thought the wold had abandoned me! what's this?"


"whoa, holy shit! this is so innovative. and shit! is that cardstock and resume paper? this shit is for real. it's so professional if i owned a small business i would hire this person! or at the very least publish this book for them because they clearly have very little money!"


"oh dear, this is entertaining! almost entertaining enough to publish! i seem to be lol-ing! oh...no...no...it's happening! i am...lol-ing...beyond control! fuck!"

21 comments:

ken baumann said...

GOOD PHOTO MYSTERY TOUR

sam pink said...

still...lol-ing...must end life...

Brad D. Green said...

I think Word Verification on your blog is a brutal violation of your entire aesthetic.

Joey Minutillo said...

Sam Pink:

I publish things. Send me your work. How many copies? How do you want it bound? I work magic.

-Joey Minutillo

Anonymous said...

i was laughing really hard for a few seconds then i stopped because i dont feel comfortable laughing at someone who's arms are that fucking hairy. you better really eat that cat or else... i dont know. big fucking things will happen if you dont.

barry

Matt DeBenedictis said...

I can't wait to have this chapbook penetrate my mail box. I'll probably say the same things, but I'm going to wave my dick at the sun and call my mom to tell her she was wrong.

sam pink said...

that's the second comment on my hairy arms. i am italian you motherfuckers. the reason i don't show my face is because it is just a pile of hair. that is my roomate's cat. he's a fuck. if my roomate said it was alright, i would eat the cat. i am not joking. joey, email me your address. matt, i mailed yours out yesterday. i guarantee you will like it.

Daniel Bailey said...

i never got my copy.

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

sam i am greek. my arms are as hairy as yours. Could we be the same person? please.

Anonymous said...

I told a tramp about your book and he rolled around on his ass for five minutes trying to get up off the white concrete floor, to kick my ass, bottle in one hand, strange brown/pink food thing in the other.

Later I saw him staggering around with a bright blue wet thing hanging out of his mouth, like rubber wool and innards.

albie(intangible mode)

sam pink said...

socrates, i like my arm hair because it helps me tell which way the wind is blowing.

albie, you did the right thing. i love you will all my heart.

Bradley Sands said...

My roomate's cat is a fuck too. The contributor bios on Robot Melon gave me a tip on how to deal with him. "Punishment water." I love it. Best $2.50 I've ever spent on a cat.

Anonymous said...

I am an different anonymous. I love the other anon's comments. This is all so good. Now I have to go find out what punishment water is--poor kitty.

Matthew said...

Thanks for the book. I got it in the mail today. I read it all at once. I couldn't stop. I felt like I wanted to destroy the world after but you had already destroyed it. Thanks a lot!

sam pink said...

you are welcome matthew. i am glad you are now thinking about destroying the world. the world has had its time.

ryan call said...

thank you for the book

i read it and then ate dinner

brandon said...

dad

sam pink said...

ryan call, this is good to hear. some say without dinner you would be hungry.

brandon, i am really good at the video game "galaga"

Anonymous said...

pink is no fucking italian name i ever heard of.

thanks for mentioning speck on html.

barry

sam pink said...

it was fucking good.

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