21.10.08

WHEN I WATCH PROFESSIONAL BOWLING ON TV AND I LOOK AT THE BOWLERS AND HEAR THAT LIKE NINTENDO-MUSIC THEY PLAY IN BETWEEN FRAMES I THINK ABOUT SUICIDE

blake butler and his solar anus performed A PLAY ABOUT TWO PEOPLE.

when i go into the solar anus i cover myself in tin foil and hope for the best.

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HTMLGIANT.

i wrote a review of mike bushnell's TIDAL.

i wrote a review of barry graham's NOT A SPECK OF LIGHT IS SHOWING.

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VIRGIN ORGASM.

THUNK.

ryan manning is a pussy.

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bradley sands is a mega-pussy.
i am looking forward to this:




thanks, mega-pussy or should i say, bradley sands.

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j.a. tyler read YUM YUM I CAN'T WAIT TO DIE

joey minutillo read YUM YUM I CAN'T WAIT TO DIE

your mom read YUM YUM I CAN'T WAIT TO DIE and then you dropped dead

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brandon scott gorrell is a cracker bitch, and i will spill his cracker blood. his book is also coming out.

he is also putting out GREAT with chelsea martin. it looks fucking stupid and i hate it:



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SOMETHING I JUST REMEMBERED:

if i ever propose a pillow fight be careful because i have this thing where i put a rock inside the pillow case too, you know, to severely damage your fucking skull

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HERE IS WHAT I GENERALLY THINK ABOUT WHILE WATCHING A PROFESSIONAL BOWLER ON TV IN A BOWLING TOURNAMENT TAPED IN 1988 WITH SHITTY YELLOW GRAPHICS AND SHITTY NINTENDO MUSIC BETWEEN FRAMES:

is the bowler's mom still alive?
is the bowler still alive?
did the bowler's mom love him?
has the bowler ever thought he loved another human?
is that bowler experiencing happiness?
has the bowler ever been told to "shut the fuck up?"
could i outrun that bowler?
could i totally slay him at nerf basketball?
do i have a moral obligation to find the bowler and hug him?
does that bowler like to have change in his pockets or not?
did that bowler enjoy buying the shirt or pants he is wearing?
does he enjoy having those glasses that like get tinted when it gets dark?
is that bowler married and if so, would he be the type of bowler that would want to watch me have sex with his wife?
has that bowler ever wanted to just run into a tree headfirst and sleep for a while?
how many people have called that bowler stupid to his face, and how many times has he openly agreed?
if i were playing a board game with that bowler, would he be look at me or just look down at the pieces?
has that bowler ever been up really late and thought to himself, "how am i going to stay alive when i hate myself this much?"
when that bowler sees a stain on his shirt does he get upset or does he try to pick it off with his finger?
how many times would you have to hit that bowler in the arm before he cried?
could i push that bowler over, or would he just stand there all pissed and maybe then try to push me over?
has that bowler ever had a friend?
did that bowler ever hurt someone's feelings and then regret it?
why does the nintendo-music in between frames and the shitty graphics from 1988 stating the score make me feel like i will die alone?

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HERE'S A LITTLE PIECE I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON CALLED "DEAD ANGELA LANSBURY OR ANGELA LANSBURY IS DYING LIKE YOU AND ME":




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i am wrapped in a blanket in my cold room.

i am editing the proof of CLONE.

13 comments:

j. a. tyler said...

nice new piece with angela l. my forthcoming chap from achilles will be called EVERYONE IN THIS IS EITHER DYING OR WILL DIE OR IS THINKING OF DEATH - maybe bg would want something like this for the cover / back.

sam pink said...

i like that title. bg is a good man, he'll know high art when he sees it. every time i look at dying angela lansbury i laugh.

jereme said...

money shot

DOGZPLOT said...

i posted a comment or two about the jaguar situation on the html blog. if i was out of line i apologize to you.

sam pink said...

you're dead

wagner israel cilio iii said...

i got your chapbook in the mail. i read it out loud last night to all my drunk friends. no one thought it was funny. i really liked it. i think especially as a unit of movement.

a good idea would be for you to sprinkle baby powder inside the envelope of the next chapbook you send. this i think sends a much stronger message then 'kill your roommate' or 'bone your dog', that is if that message is manipulation and control.

sam pink said...

wagner, i like that story about people not laughing. i am glad you liked reading it.

BLAKE BUTLER said...

coochtits professionalz

brandon said...

i am open for ideas

the comments made me confused about what the ideas are

sam pink said...

i wish that i was still in the mental hospital in illinois. everyday when i'd wake up i would look through the bars on the windows and look at the snow on the rooftop nextdoor. there was a woman there who wanted to fuck me but i kept saying "i don't want to touch anyone. please don't touch me or look at me."

Lisa Ladehoff said...

i thought i left a comment here yesterday but i totally didn't. now i can't say it because it has lost all of its value.

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