10.10.08

YUM YUM REVIEW AND FREE COPIES OF YUM YUM FOR FREE

hello. YUM YUM I CAN"T WAIT TO DIE was reviewed by MOUNT HOLYOKE NEWS.

also, if you'd like a copy of YUM YUM I CAN"T WAIT TO DIE, please email me your address. i recently had the book printed up myself and it looks really nice. i used resume paper and cardstock. i will mail it to you for free. if you don't live in boston, then email me and i will mail you one. if you already paid for one and haven't gotten it, email me. if you have naked pictures of yourself, email me. i will include a personalized message. so far, some of the personalized messages have been:

1. KEEP BEING A PERSON!
2. YOU ARE GOING TO DIE AT SOME POINT!
3. LET'S SHIT ON A RAINBOW TOGETHER YO!
4. I LOVE YOU!
5. YOU ARE AN A+ PERSON!

email me if you want it. it looks nice and i have a lot of them.

28 comments:

Bradley Sands said...

I took a GRE class at Mount Holyoke. Once I was eating Reese's Pieces and making loud crunching sounds and disturbing the class. I want to meet Reese and give him back his pieces.

DOGZPLOT said...

LARISA - CLARISA... its a sign

fuck boston.. go phillies

Daniel Bailey said...

so they have been sent out?

Matt DeBenedictis said...

Oh I hope this means the purchased ones have been given over to the postman. I will wait for him. In the mean time I will create a crude weapon from the nature around me.

j. a. tyler said...

I ordered from ju awhile back - are those headed out too?

sam pink said...

email me your address if you paid for one but have not received one. i have like forty copies of the ones i printed left. act now. you get a personalized message.

FrostingandFire said...

I like "let's shit on a rainbow together yo!" but I don't have any naked pics. I could send you a bag of m+m's instead? zo

sam pink said...

a deal's a deal

Lisa Ladehoff said...

i'll send you revealing pictures, but only if it turns out that my personalized message is a good one.

no presh.

sam pink said...

yours is the finest. i put some saran wrap over the stove and then covered my face with the melted saran wrap and wrote you nice things. lisa ladehoff deserves nice things.

sam pink said...

daniel bailey, email me your address.

sam pink said...

matt, if you paid for one, and you haven't gotten it, email me and i will mail you one i made.

i love you. we are together. we will get through this.

ryan manning said...

you lucky bastard

gena said...

"YOU ARE AN F- PERSON!"

E.B. said...

I want it. I emailed you.

don't bother knocking said...

The only thing I hate more than laughter is living longer. People who say laugh you'll live longer should consider terminating their ill-conceived philanthropy. Giving away books is good though I think.

sam pink said...

kill yourself

don't bother knocking said...

Yes I think this is a good course of action.

Lisa Ladehoff said...

sam

i am going to email you tomorrow. i liked your note, dickhead.


just kidding

Lisa Ladehoff said...

just kidding about calling you a dickhead

Anonymous said...

I killed a cat by hitting it with another cat...update: I killed two cats.

albie put it there.

Modern Safari said...

i want one. i am going to email you.

sam pink said...

boner research team

yancy drew said...

please send me one!

Anonymous said...

I tried ordering the book from JU, but it said that they were not accepting money right now.

You should send me one for free because I am selfish.

What's your e-mail so that I can demand free things there?

sam pink said...

anonymous. YUM YUM has been edited down and inserted into another poetry manuscript. if you want i can email you the original script for YUM YUM or the new manuscript. or CLONE. whatevs you want my little anonymous darling. i don't think print copies of YUM YUM will exist anymore.

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