21.11.08

BE NICE TO EVERYONE

hello. you can pre-order my chapbook BE NICE TO EVERYONE from ML PRESS now. it is $2. i think you will like it. i will do a reading of it tomorrow on taylor and damen, and i will sit in a bus stop shelter and not speak and that will be the reading.

7 comments:

DOGZPLOT said...

i ordered it yesterday. it better be great or im sending it back to you with anthrax.

i was reading yesterday at eastern michigan university and i was asking sthis guy if they ever read anything by sam pink and he said, "yeah, i don't think that guy is human."

then he asked if you had any books out.

you will be immortal.

lisa ladehoff said...

last night i was on the damen bus and the thing was like 'taylor' and i looked over at the bus shelter and thought about you.

that intersection sucks.

Matt DeBenedictis said...

I just ordered it. I have plans for it. I will read it out loud to my dog until he stops shitting in the kitchen. Your chapbook will be my last resort, my canine punishment.

sam pink said...

barry, start making up random shit about me. you should have been like, "yeah, they say he eats sand and passes large glass orbs from his urethra. he sleeps in an old water heater in the woods. i heard he's actually j.d. salinger."

lisa, i was on that bus watching you. i was the four year old with the dirty blackhawks coat on.

matt, the more you stare at your dog the more it will know you control it.

i am glad people will read BE NICE TO EVERYONE. it might be the first thing i have written that people won't immediately disregard as immature.

DOGZPLOT said...

that's exactly waht i told him. except for salinger. i tell them you are someone with much more class. i go with henry miller.

Daniel Bailey said...

just ordered. can't wait.

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