27.11.08

COCONUT POETRY, BE NICE TO EVERYONE, AND GREAT

i have things in the newest issue of coconut. the things are in I AM GOING TO CLONE MYSELF THEN KILL THE CLONE AND EAT IT. please order it.

order BE NICE TO EVERYONE.

order GREAT.

i feel that i demanded too much in the above post so i will tell a joke:

Q: what did the one human who still had like maybe fifty years to live say to the other human who still had like fifty years to live?

A: hi, could you please push me down some stairs and stomp on my skull?

16 comments:

lisa ladehoff said...

'jump kick' is my favorite

sam pink said...

you are my favorite

(example of a buttwad)

Bradley Sands said...

I liked the poem about trees.

nimeni said...

Hy Sam.I am Rebela from Romania.I like you're poems.Keep destroying things!

sam pink said...

bradley, i hate you.

nimeni, i just thought about you yesterday.

gena said...

that joke made me smile

DOGZPLOT said...

you are a demanding bastard and i think after i print the first run of clone i am going to burn them all and spread the ashes over the grass covering the tomb of the unknown soldier, then nobody else will know but you and i who really haunts the tomb.

i love everyone who reads this

High Heels said...

i think you are unusual. ;)

sam pink said...

i feel that there is a lot of love in this comments section and i feel like i need to press the love into a flat thing with my hands and then put it underneath a rock outside.

the first word verification was "boadolo" which is the name of a hidden bad-guy in mortal kombat 3
then my computer died.

the second word verification was "spatsi" which is the nickname of someone on a sitcom show about a family who are all addicted to Liquid G.

jereme said...

only fucking sam pink gets a kick ass chick from romania saying destroy shit.

i love you sam pink.

you will always be my friend.

sam pink said...

jereme, rebela is a lovely person.

she sent me a picture of a naked woman chopped in half.

and so are you (a lovely person, not a naked woman chopped in half).

gena said...

free love

Anonymous said...

If I have to live another day I will kill myself. Then we'll see who has to eat and dream. I touched myself when the barrage started. Black lightning shitting from the explosion clouds.


albie (feeki)

nimeni said...

jereme,i didn't say I love sam pink,I say I love his poems.
Is a lot of difference.
Take it easy.
As sexual part,I love girls.
Rebela

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