10.11.08

NEW CHAPBOOK

hello. j.a. tyler started a new press. it is called mud luscious press. ml press prints limited copies of short chapbooks. i have one coming out sometime soon. i feel human excitement about it. i think it is strong in the way that an old man is surprisingly strong when he grabs your arm because you are misbehaving in public and your mom is not around to punish you by saying that satan will eat your penis off. then you are embarrassed by the old man and also worried that an old man possesses that much strength and you secretly plot to kill the old man because he must be stopped. the chapbook is a 1000 word play called BE NICE TO EVERYONE. i will post when it comes out. there will only be maybe 50. it is good. 2 U.S. dollars. go buy blake butler's, nick antosca's and brandi wells'. james chapman also has one coming out the same time as me. i sent him YUM YUM to see if he wanted ot publish it. he declined but said nice things about it. james chapman: decidedly not a butthole.

7 comments:

BLAKE BUTLER said...

god when are you gonna go fuck yourself you bitch

let's make a sequel to gummo

i have your chapbook on preorder, ahead of the game

ooh, my word verification is 'glockit'

sam pink said...

blake butler is a handjob that came on the upstroke and has resulted in a semen covered palm.

ken baumann said...

shutup sam

Daniel Bailey said...

this is the best series of comments ever.

thank you, ken, for that laugh.

Bradley Sands said...

You didn't get the job.

lisa ladehoff said...

oh i just left a comment on ML asking if i could pre-order and then i read blake's comment and felt like an idiot. SAVE ME A COPY I HOPE ITS SIGNED

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