7.12.08

EVERYONE IS HOMELESS AND I THINK MY FINGER IS STILL BROKEN IT REALLY HURTS

1.

two people were murdered by my apartment. i wish my job was taking names off of mailboxes.

2.

i saw a guy fall on the sidewalk when he was trying to get on the bus. he lifted his arm and it was broken. it looked like he was screaming but for some reason i couldn't hear him screaming. he was making a screaming face and his friend picked him up off the sidewalk and they walked away, the friend lifting the coat over the man with the broken arm. it looked like the friend was trying to make the man with the broken arm disappear into the coat. i think i would like to be able to make people disappear into my coat.

3.

there is a place in my mouth that i have bitten three or four times today and it is now long strings of pulp that keep getting stuck in my teeth. i am working up the courage to eat the stringy pulp.


ALSO: BE NICE TO EVERYONE has sold out. 56 copies. if you want one there will more in powell's later this month, or take your pick, you have 56 targets/murder victims.

ALSO: i have art at REDIVIDER.

7 comments:

lisa ladehoff said...

http://www.powells.com/s?header=Search+Form&kw=be+nice+to+everyone


lolzZz

Daniel Bailey said...

this post is awesome.

word verification is "xardoemo," which is a root that russian dudes used to rub on their dicks to gain magical sexual fancy, but really it was just a mild hallucinogen. it's nice.

Matt DeBenedictis said...

I need to say this, and please don't try and stop me by using some mild to disturbing kind of digital kung-fu, but "Let's make a baby" (from Great) should be an amusement park ride. It could save the economy.

daryl said...

daryl strawberry has been at batting practice for months, batter-up!

Brandi Wells said...

i like to rip the stringy pulp out of my mouth and look at it.

sam pink said...

lisa, you are the water that drains in the shower in BE NICE TO EVERYONE.

daniel, 'xardoemo' is a form of being emo on the planet xardo.

matt, my kung fu is painful hugs and kisses.

daryl, hit me in the head with a bat.

brandi, the pulp is the tastiest thing in life.

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