28.1.09

I'M NOT GOING TO CHANGE MY CLOTHES TODAY

i just received the proof copy of I AM GOING TO CLONE MYSELF THEN KILL THE CLONE AND EAT IT. there is nothing left to do. i have read the book probably fifty times altogether by now. it is something different to me now. i don't know what i am talking about. my favorite thing in it is a really long poem called I SMASH MY SMILE AGAINST YOURS. i am finishing the other books. i think i will stop writing when i can't do something that i think is better than what i just did. i think i will stop writing if i ever titty fuck two different people in the same day. today i figured out that moving from the relief of one worry to the inception of another is how i spend my time. me and daniel bailey are going to start a print/online journal called THE HAPPY HUMAN DIGEST. we are going to dicuss things over some king cobra at AWP. my neighbor knocked on my door last night and when i opened it she told me my keys were still in the door. i said "oh" because that is the only thing to say. i should've treated the keys like a runaway child and pushed them back into the apartment and said to my neighbor, "don't worry, i will see that this doesn't happen again." but i went with "oh." then she laughed at me. touchdown for me. 100 points. treat your gender like a chore. refuse everyone. smile once in history. i am going to make my neighbor a card that says, "Key-p being a nice person!" and then draw a big key giving a thumbs up. today is day thirty of practicing my vertical jumping. one day i will jump straight up and never come back.

!!!!!!RECENT DEVELOPMENT!!!!!!: i just tried to put a shirt on and it got all tangled and backwards and i felt completely crushed for a few seconds.

12 comments:

Matt DeBenedictis said...

Everything good comes at the bottom of a freshly raped empty bottle of King Cobra

sam pink said...

the last time i bought a king cobra in chicago it was i think a dollar. but you have to buy it at lucky's which is where i saw the dead body and where i often feel like i will soon become a dead body.

Daniel Bailey said...

king cobra, yes.

"soast" is toast dipped in king cobra.

jereme said...

there used to be this malt liquor called 'mongoose' which you could buy for a .99 cents.

the marketing genius being a mongoose kills a cobra.

awesome.

Kendra Grant Malone said...

i want king cobra with you guys :(

daniel, dont forget to give sam the sauce packet

Marcos said...

My cousin has the King Cobra logo tattooed on her ass. I'm not kidding. She also has "Get Dat $" on the inside of her bottom lip. She is a white girl. She just turned 21.

I'm considering paying attention to the internet again. Your most recent post makes me think it might be worth it.

My word verification is "culee," which is a racist slur against Asians, as written after drinking a few bottles of King Cobra.

sam pink said...

jereme, nothing kills the king cobra. nothing.

kendra, we will "po sum out" for you onto state street. please come.

marcos. i want to meet your cousin

Daniel Bailey said...

kendra, i won't forget. also, you just ruined the surprise for sam. he probably thought he was going to get a ps2 or something.

and yes, we will pour one out for you.

DOGZPLOT said...

KING COBRA.... pfff.

what the fuck kind of pussy journal you guys starting here. if the discussion is happening over 40's. you need some high gravity shit, some gut killer. camo or steel reserve. something yucky as fuck.

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