25.2.09

THE HAPPY HUMAN DIGEST

me and daniel bailey are starting a journal. it is called THE HAPPY HUMAN DIGEST. it will be some print some online. the first thing is a small chapbook by kendra grant malone. more about that sometimes later. we need some help with the web stuff. can someone help us? here is what you can expect as a helper:

1. you will not be paid.
2. you will not be happy
3. you will not be recognized in public nor will daniel bailey and i acknowledge you in public
4. you will not be treated kindly
5. you will not be not punched in the grill by daniel bailey in a thong

there will be a video manifesto coming out soon i think. also, i will provide an email address for submissions soon enough. so dust off your grandma's wedding dress and put it on and shave your knee then draw the earth on it. cause it's buttfuckin time yallz. i have other things to say but i am trying to get them done.

BONUS MATERIAL--

here is a direct quote from my landlord yesterday. "i like your haircut. you don't look like a nazi."

daniel bailey, you should pile drive me into a giant hole.

here is a picture of daniel, with shane jones and blake butler. notice the face daniel is making. this is a face that no one human should make. it doesn't convey any recognizable emotion, except for maybe, "aw sheeit." i am glad to be working with daniel. this journal should hopefully be the fetal alcohol syndrome of the internet.



RECENT DEVELOPMENT!!!! YOU CAN GET A FREE COPY OF THE BOOK I WROTE IF YOU DESCRIBE A FIGHT THAT MADE YOU PHYSICALLY ILL TO WATCH. ADVICE: THE FIGHT SHOULD BE A REAL THING THAT YOU SAW. BITCH TITS.

15 comments:

ex tee ex said...

i am excited for buttfuckin time.

Matt DeBenedictis said...

That face is your grandmother's wedding dress.

GiantSquidsfriend said...

i will help with your web stuff if i get a hi-five.

sam pink said...

xtx, it will be painful

matt, you will be destroyed

giant squids friend, please email me and we can get started

ex tee ex said...

if it wasn't painful, it wouldn't be buttfuckin time.

Daniel Bailey said...

"aw sheeit" is the only emotion i have ever felt.

DJ Berndt said...

bang bros

Stephen Daniel Lewis said...

i can help with something too

but i want daniel bailey to punch me in the grill while i wear a thong and sam pink tries to make the video camera he is holding work but misses it

Gene said...

I'll help those asses.

sam pink said...

aw fuck yeah. the giant squird's friend said we need to get a domain and a host. giant squid, gene, stephen, daniel, form into a huddle.

DJ Berndt said...

Could your baby have acid reflux?

Kendra Grant Malone said...

i am masturbating right now.

Kendra Grant Malone said...

whoever helps you with the website i will send a picture of my naked body covered in ketchup

sam pink said...

dj, i just had a thought that i was hallucinating you and nobody else can see you but me and that eventually you would appear at me door and hurt me. i think i am over it.

kendra, tis a mighty bounty this, thine tig ol bitties covered in ketchup.

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