4.2.09

HOW TO MAKE YOURSELF INTO A BLANKET AND THEN HELP PEOPLE AND ANIMALS

a few weeks ago i posted instructions on how to make yourself into a blanket. here are the instructions again with a few applications too. the post is continued below.

here are the original instructions. it's so easy! let's begin!

start by making holes in a normal blanket (blanket must be double sided and filled with stuffing).





there you go! now, let's help others! looks below!

8 comments:

Brad Green said...

Question: Would a wooden pirate peg leg still work in these blanket directions?

It would appear that you may be discriminating against pirates with wooden legs. From my exhaustive study of your diagram, I would have to conclude that the leg hole would be too flappy to properly accommodate a wooden peg leg. Such flappiness could result in a scrotum-wrinkling breeze.

I suppose a adequate work-around would be a rubber band that secured the flappy blanket to the peg leg.

Yes, that would work. I withdraw my question.

sam pink said...

brad green, you have learned how to teach yourself, there is nothing more i can offer you. go in peace and teach those with peg legs how to help out others by becoming a blanket

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

Hello Sam Pink I am your BIGGEST FAN!!!!!!

When I was little I used to put myself into a blanket and pretend to be a pancake.

What do you think about using a blanket to pretend to be a pancake?

What if someone ate you???

Please answer my interesting question.



(word verification is paries. female version of paris.)

sam pink said...

socrates, you fucking freak. there is no reason anyone should pretend to be a pancake. i hate you. i am swimming to manchester as we speak to punch you in the face.

brandon said...

sweet post

sam pink said...

thank you brandon

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