8.2.09

I AM GOING TO CLONE MYSELF THEN KILL THE CLONE AND EAT IT+NOAH CICERO DROPS IT YOUNGSTOWN STYLE

the book I AM GOING TO CLONE MYSELF THEN KILL THE CLONE AND EAT IT is now a real thing that takes up space on earth. start wrapping yourself in tin foil because i want to burn down the place where you live. please buy it or i will punch your mouth and not apologize. hail satan everyone. hail satan.

RECENT DEVELOPMENT: i just ate a bowl of trix and i feel like a fucking champ. when you get a spoonful that is mostly purple and yellow, there is happiness.

MORE RECENT AND INTERESTING DEVELOPMENT: read this. noah cicero kicked my balls black with this review. actually, i think it was noah who told me "you should put a book together." so there. what a nice young man.

ANOTHER DEVELOPMENT: whoever is responsible for the show "sister sister" is a criminal and should be shot out of a canon into the atlantic.

19 comments:

DJ Berndt said...

I am excited.

sam pink said...

dj berndt, i hope that it is not a failure to you.

DJ Berndt said...

I feel very confident that it will not be. I want to read it and then put it on my bookshelf and then see what it looks like on my bookshelf for a few hours and then read it again.

Matt DeBenedictis said...

I pre-ordered that before pre-ordering became the huge rage. This news peps me up, if I could give the devil a high five I would. Then I'd tickle his belly.

sam pink said...

matt hell yeah. you are a nice guy. i hope the book is not a failure to you.

Shane Jones said...

i ordered a copy last week. looking forward to it.

DOGZPLOT said...

y and my brother were picking up a friend from a greyhound station in ohio on saturday and we were sitting on the bench reading clone out loud dying laughing and most everyone looked around at us like we were fucking crazy but a few came closer and checked it out... they had that twinkle in their eye. they fell in love with sam pink, right there in youngstown ohio.

DOGZPLOT said...

y equals me. i dont know why i typed y

"wogison"

mr miagye's first student before danielson who just got the shit kicked out of him and couldnt win the california karate trophy.

sam pink said...

shane, i hope i do not fail you

sam pink said...

barry that is good.

where ma youngstown mahfackas at?

"wogison" went on to star in The Next Karate Kid as an extra walking by listening to a yellow walkman

thetiniestspark said...

sam, i am very certain this will not be CLONE BOOK FAIL. quite the opposite, you will be a huge success, due in large part to the mad propz i just gave you on my bleurg.

also CONGRATULAYSHUNZzzzzzz

sam pink said...

tiniest spark, thanks for the mad propz, i can feel them surging in my veins, much like a nice shot of ketamine.

Anonymous said...

I just cacked a bun out that I ate yesterday. God was watching and his Disney laughter broke all my tiling in the bathroom.

What I want to know is what Sam Pinky-Honk is going to Pinky honk do about Pinky-Honk it.


albie(Whitey-Honk)

sam pink said...

albie, you carazay azz mahfackah

Darby said...

I once actually attended a live taping of a sister sister episode, must have been in '95 or 96. I was about 20. I was exactly 20 in 1996. I won a contest? They gave me tickets? Those were strange times.

I am waiting for clone myself and kill it I think I preordered it so I want to read it and yes.

thetiniestspark said...

shots of ketamine are good, like clone that feeling so you can have more of it good.

i'm kidding, i've never done drugs intended for animals. actually i can't say that for certain.

sam pink said...

darby, that is hilarious to me. for some reason i imagine you sitting there, with your hands on your knees looking to your side then thinking "why the fuck am i here" and then the theme music for sister sister comes on and you smile.

tiniest spark, don't do drugs, do shrugs i guess.

sam pink said...

also, i hope the book does not fail you darby.

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