Today while I was waiting for the bus I put my hand into my pocket to get some change but my fingers went through a hole in my pocket and I accidentally touched my own leg. It felt horrible. I hope that never happens again.

1 comment:

An Unreliable Witness said...

I do that.

It feels even more disgusting when one of your legs is made of metal and polypropylene.

Just saying, obviously. This is not about leg-related one-upmanship.