22.3.09

THE BUBBLES OF YOUR BUBBLE BATH ARE MILLIONS OF HATEFUL FACES

ANI SMITH INTERVIEWED ME HERE.

THINGS MENTIONED THAT MIGHT GET YOU TO READ THE INTERVIEW:

"BUDNIK" FROM "SALUTE YOUR SHORTS"

DREAMS WHERE I HAVE SEX WITH A CHEETAH WOMAN KIND OF CREATURE

GETTING KNEED IN THE BALLS

HOW TO DROWN SOMEONE BY BREAKING THEIR NOSE WITH A WRENCH

WEARING SWEATPANTS WITHOUT UNDERWEAR BENEATH



HELL YEAH EVERYONE--BE SAFE, BE GOOD AND NEVER LOOK ANYONE IN THE EYES!

9 comments:

An Unreliable Witness said...

I've been wearing sweatpants with no underwear beneath them all weekend, first in anticipation of your interview going up, then in excitement at it being on our humble site.

I now need to wash my sweatpants. (what? what?)

j. a. tyler said...

camp anawanna. camp fucking anawanna.

sam pink said...

the episode of SALUTE YOUR SHORTS about ZEKE THE PLUMMER was something that ruined my childhood with fear.

Mike z said...

Cheetah woman

DJ Berndt said...

I think she looks you, dude.

Ani Smith said...

Holy shit Mike Z, that's Aimee Mullins, I'm like in love with her.

If Sam 'demon spawn' Pink must procreate, I am glad it is with her.

Chris East said...

during the period immediately following the reading of that interview my brain was able to think of nothing

it was scaryte

An Unreliable Witness said...

Aimee Mullins prosthetic legs aren't nearly as good as my single one. Mine's not cheetah either; it's gazelle. I can go through the supermarket in one single bound (though I admit Aimee looks better.)

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