29.3.09

PROMOTION AND HOW TO NOT LEAVE TEETHMARKS ON YOUR GRANDFATHER'S INNER THIGH

yo yo yo everybody (that was my gameshow/cool tv host thing). the next five people to buy CLONE and mention something about a promotion in the email will get a copy of a printed manuscript of another book of poems, which i think is either called I CAN IMITATE A FLOOR or FROWNS NEED FRIENDS TOO. maybe the manuscript sucks but i mean, it's fucking free and shit. also, i will have more copies of CLONE to give out sometime this week.

here is a list of developments:

1. on a walk a few days ago, the entire bottom part of my right boot came off and i fell into the road. it was really fucking pathetic.

2. (development related to previous development) an old man in my apartment building gave me another pair of boots when he saw my ripped one. the boots, to date, are pretty fucking sweet.

3. (development related to previous development) the tongues on both boots have for some reason like, bent over, all '92 '93 style.

4. (development related to previous development) i will not change the tongues. they will stay how they are.

5. (unrelated development) i experience a huge feeling of accomplishment when i realize i have remembered to wear socks outside.

6. (unrelated development) i was at a birthday party for someone i didn't know a couple nights ago. i sat on the couch looking straight ahead. this girl who kept talking about how she was korean fell over behind my back on the couch and then was asleep. i picked her head up and put a pillow underneath and she mumbled "don't touch me or i'll punch your skull off."

7. have a nice day everyone.

15 comments:

savannah louise said...

i re read your book today and then i drank alot of colt 45 and passed out

Robb Todd said...
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Robb Todd said...

Aiight, Sam ... you win! I bought a copy just this second but I don't know what you mean about mentioning the promotion "in the email." That didn't happen on paypal for me, but I'd still love that printed copy of poems. I hope its title is I CAN IMITATE A FLOOR.

Lemme know wassup.

sam pink said...

savanna, that's how i wrote it too.

you're the shit.

robb todd. email me your address. that's wussup.

Chris East said...

i ordered it
a while ago
still don't got it
(i'm not complaining, i can wait)

i want this thing
how?

somethingsomethingelse said...

I sat at a bar last night with my friend and for 45 minutes we talked about how we have to layer our clothes because they have holes in them and even just a pack of socks seems totally unaffordable.

Then we paid the tab and tip which was a little over 100 dollars and went home.

DOGZPLOT said...

chris:

sorry man, im slow. but you're over in europe and i ate the 8 dollars shipping so calm your ass down brotha.

also, i'm really looking forward to your story in the dogzplot spring issue. thanks again for the contribution.

Anonymous said...

What do I do to try and win the free poems?
help.
pr

Anonymous said...

hi sam:

i loved your book. i bought 10 copies to give to friends. this was before the present promotion, but i would still love to read the manuscript of your new book. may i have a copy?

dmitriy

sam pink said...

something something else, do you want to rollerblade with me.

pr, you have to mow my lawn. no i am kidding don't hate me.

aw shit, dimitri from the street! yo email me your address.

Anonymous said...

The story of your boots and their transmigration into a new pair of boots was a thing I just read and have thus commented on riiiight here. above. That. Just there. Look.↨

albie

somethingsomethingelse said...

sam pink, i would love to rollerblade with you but I sold my rollerblades for a drink.

pr said...

I'll come by and mow your lawn with my teeth. No worries.

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