14.4.09

"my kazoo skills will bald you of your eyebrows"

GUSTAF interview here.

here are some quotes to get you to read. GUSTAF is cool. i am excited about their magazine:

1. "like a severe handjob and a punch in the throat while orgasming into a brown paperbag that will later be used to cover my head while a million bald women with black horns bite my entire body"

2. "ideally a seven foot man covered in blue ink vomiting on a dead cat smashed into the street with a mouthful of flies"

3. GISTAF: what kind of education do you recommend?

me: "a lot of time spent staring at the wall, picking at your toes wondering who will find your gunshot-splintered head."

4. GUSTAF: how many times do you check your email inbox during a day?

me: "i don't have internet at my apartment so whenever i don't feel stupid looking enough to walk to the library."

also, there is a collection of writing collected by bradley sands and michael young.

it is here.

it is called DRAGONS WITH CANCER

it has other buttholes in it.

it has ofelia hunt, blake butler, sean kilpatrick and some other buttholes.

it was edited by buttholes.

i have two stories in it.

one is called RONALD MC DONALD and the other is called THE PEDOPHILE

i hope you get bronchitis and can't sleep.

but the real question is: what does brent bogardus think?

8 comments:

somethingsomethingelse said...

what's the hardest thing about walking on a beach full of dead babies?

ps. is there a deadline for the video project? i am too busy this week doing library related things in the library to do sam pink related things in the library.

DOGZPLOT said...

somethingsomethingelse:

not getting their shitty little diaper shit all over your toes.

sam pink said...

no deadline.
no hope.
no legacy.
no brothers.
no love.
no ideas.
no way is barry gonna escape my hugs.

scott mcclanahan said...

Damn good story Sam

gena said...

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sam pink said...

scott. thank you.

gena, finna break yo sandal in half.

gena said...

nigga please

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