12.4.09

MARY MILLER

I INTERVIEWED MARY MILLER FOR DOGZPLOT.

SHE IS ATTRACTIVE.

I GOT A NEW CAT YESTERDAY FOR FREE. I NAMED HER LAQUISHA. HER FARTS MAKE ME FEEL DEAD.

8 comments:

nathantyree said...

Mary Miller is hot. Not as hot as Sam Pink, but very hot.

Anonymous said...

Kitten farts should be used by the military against foes. Good god.

Tomorrow, I have a cat behavioral specialist coming over for two hours to help me with my cat problems. My life is cat pee hell. I have three litter boxes and yet, two of my four cats prefer to pee on my radiators!? Why? WHY?

Happy kitten. I love how kittens keep you up all night attacking your feet and biting your neck and sleep on your head.
pr

Adam R. said...

Are you going to post a picture of your cat?

I liked the interview, liked that the last line is, "You're pretty cute."

sam pink said...

nate, no dude. let's be serious. mary is actually good looking.

pr, yes, last night i woke up to the cat licking my eye. i laughed and went "giirrrl."

adam, i don't have a camera. maybe i can work something out.

steve said...

Did you just call me “it?”

sam i bought your book, if you are in chicago we should smash our faces with volleyballs full of christmas lights some time, do you do any readings, or stab people with a wooden stake made of toothpicks?

DJ Berndt said...

That was an epic interview. Sam Pink is the best Sam Pink ever.

Mark said...

you're a lucky guy

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