11.6.09

EXPRESSIONLESS DISGUST IS MY NATIONALITY

a while ago i was solicited by the journal MARY. i sent some poems and was rejected but one of the editors, sara mumolo, said she was starting a print journal (CALAVERAS) and she wanted the poems. then she emailed me and told me that the first issue will be both people they solicit and then people those people solicit. meaning, i have to pick someone to be in the issue too. so i don't know how to do this without being labeled a "piece of toilet paper that was used to wipe the shit off a dick that just fucked an ass that had already been fucked." so i guess if people want to email me like, four poems (they want to publish mulitple poems by each author), from now until like, sunday night, i will take them and pick somebody. or i will post them here and have people pick them. i don't know. but if you send me poems by sunday night, i guess you could be included in the journal, which will be hand bound and probably nice looking. and maybe our shit will be next to each other so when someone closes the book it's like we're smashing genitals together!

sidenote: if i am ever given the death penalty, i want it to be by "canon filled with nails."

UPDATE: ANDY RIVERBED TRANSLATED TWO POEMS, "I AM GOING TO JUMPKICK YOUR FACE THEN KISS IT" AND AN EXCERPT FROM "YUM YUM I CAN'T WAIT TO DIE." NOW YOU CAN READ OK POETRY IN SPANISH.

9 comments:

Martin Wall said...

finger nail or carpenter nail?

being nailed to a horse and kicked off a boat wouldn't be too bad either.

jereme said...

fuck yes.

espanol 4 the homies

Anonymous said...

hell yeah.

hey i never heard back about the finnish translation. is the pdf ok or does he want the hard copy?

also. i was listening to fuck wit dre day this morning and i thought about those kids in that car asking us if "we had the chronic"

bg

sam pink said...

yeah the dude said it was ok. it'll probbly take a while to hear back. dude when that kid asked if we had the chronic i should've been like, "yeah hold up," then just take my balls out.

Anonymous said...

finnish and spanish translations. you're blowing up like the twin towers son

bg

jereme said...

hah that is funny you guys got approached.

sam, gene and i were aproached at awp by a carfull of black girls and i was the only who who could decifer they were asking for weed.

sam and gene were clueless.

i like how barry is not afraid to use a 9-11 reference.

sam pink said...

nah man i knew what they were saying. i couldn't hear them from the curb. for some reason, everybody asks me for weed. i could be sitting in a library with a monocle in, and like, a tweed coat reading milton, and some dude will come up and ask for weed.

Anonymous said...

I get so sweaty that flies drown on my body if they land. But it is so salty that they couldn't drown, like the dead sea. Then I realise they just killed themselves out of disgust of my sweaty body

Albie wrote this with a slice of tomato in his belly because he accidentally swallowed it whole.

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