16.6.09

GETTING SHOT IN THE EYE WITH AN ARROW PROBABLY WON'T HAPPEN TO ME

HERE IS THE COVER I HANDMADE FOR "FROWNS NEED FRIENDS TOO." (IF YOU CLICK ON IT, THE MAGICAL COMPUTER BOX MAKES IT BIGGER)



ALSO, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE MAKING VIDEOS FOR THE POEMS NOW. IF YOU STILL WANT TO, EMAIL ME.

31 comments:

DJ Berndt said...

Positively kickin'

Adam R. said...

That looks really amazing.

sam pink said...

thanks dudes. i am pretty excited about the book. after it comes out i ammgoing to become a priest

pb said...

So great! Very exciting.

knuckle down said...

is there an apple in that heart? i hope it doesn't have worms.

nathantyree said...

that is too fucking sexy. My dick is hard, but with pudding, not blood.

nathantyree said...

who is the publisher?

sam pink said...

the puiblisher is AFTERBIRTH. they asked me for it. so i let them read it. would it be lame or dickheaded to say no if they didn't accept the cover? for some reason i keep thinking that but it seems dicheaded of me. thoughts. so far they've been really nice and cool. i dont know i think i am having overly paranoid thoughts about everything now. your thoughts.

sam pink said...

like the other day i was on the phone outside and i kept thinking i saw someone watching me from behind another building.

elizabeth ellen said...

why can't you talk inside? are you afraid the place is bugged? you paranoid bitch.

sam pink said...

told you not to fuck with me trick.

Martin Wall said...

goddammbaddas.

DJ Berndt said...

I don't think it would be lame if you went in another direction if AFTERBIRTH rejected your cover. It is a sweet cover.

jereme said...

i like this cover way more than "clone".

this cover would make me stop and take notice of it.

good on the colors.

sam pink said...

titties man. dj thanks dude, i think i agree. jereme, the colors are mainly super mario bros 3 colors. i figured out that afterward, i think that's why they are immediately pleasing.

nathantyree said...

It wouldn't be dick at all to say no if they don't like the cover

Ani Smith said...

i hate your stupid cover it is ugly and furthermore you suck DIE

sam pink said...

nate, i think my normal feeling is dick. maybe thats it. ani, you are a mean mean lady.

Anonymous said...

jereme:

i dont like the way you said "way more" fucker. "more" woulda been sufficient.

i do like the yellow though. good shit sam. well done.

bg

sam pink said...

i have a very real feeling this book will not be published. oh well. barry, hold jereme's arms behind his back while i tickle him.

jereme said...

man fuck both of you.

at least i say what i mean.

bunch of fucking sycophants around here.

seriously though "way more" 4 shore

Anonymous said...

looks great, sam! i am thinking of making a video. not too sure about my accent though.

dmitriy

Anonymous said...

my wife really liked the cover too, because the vein blood and artery blood are mixed. mixed blood means something technical having to do with heart disease, but i have no idea how to translate what she said. something to do with little kids though.

dmitriy

sam pink said...

dimitriy thanks dude. accent is fine. i will give you a free book when it comes out. it is different than the one i mailed you a while back. ask your wife again i am interested in what it means now.

knuckle down said...

the thing about the heart issue and kids sounds a lot like tricuspid atresia, which my little sister was born with. basically, it means the right ventricle of the heart doesn't function. thus, the blood returning from the rest of the body has been depleted of oxygen, and it flows directly into the left atrium where it mixes with the oxygen-rich blood and dilutes it so that the blood flowing out is like, half as oxygenated as it should be.

Matt DeBenedictis said...

I want to buy that cover a milkshake.

My word verification has 15 letters in it. The internet is almost over.

sam pink said...

jesus speaks to me again.

Reynard said...

jesus told me to tell you he was just kidding about speaking to you

what he said was just, like, in the heat of the moment, you know

apparently he had a boner and thought 'sam pink is responsible for this'

Anonymous said...

knuckle down has explained the heart condition well. kudos!

dmitriy

Anonymous said...

That's the biggest time I saw the word "frowns" in my life.

Bigger than all the other time I saw the word, for sure.


Albie

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