20.7.09

i thought i was having a heart attack yesterday and it seemed really peaceful

i'm reading this weekend. here's the shit from the book cellar website:

Friday, July 24, 2009
Scott McClanahan, Ben Tanzer, Amy Guth & Sam Pink

Join us for a reading with some excellent authors! Tonight's lineup includes Scott McClanahan, author of the short story collection, Amy Guth (Three Fallen Women), Sam Pink (I Am Going to Clone Myself Then Kill the Clone and Eat It), and Ben Tanzer (Lucky Man).

Start time: Friday, July 24, 2009 At 07:00 PM


i don't know what i am going to read. i heard the book cellar will be serving balls of duct tape for hors d ouevres.

13 comments:

Martin Wall said...

videotape.

DJ Berndt said...

please.

Anonymous said...

Read the names of all the 9/11 survivors. As in the rest of the world who weren't involved at all.

And cry.

Albie

Anonymous said...

"Shave my wound."


Albie

Ben Tanzer said...

Hey man, did you think we invited you so you can read something? We just need help cleaning-up afterwords and we felt bad asking Scott. I'm sorry if there was any confusion about that.

sam pink said...

i should've know when the book cellar emailed me and was like, "make sure to bring clothes you dont mind getting dirty." damn it.

Ben Tanzer said...

I feel really bad now, how about I get you some ice cream after you're done?

sam pink said...

now i am imagining you and scott--a lady on each arm--and you both laugh at me, and then you go, "hey kid, get yourself some ice cream" while tossing me a really crumpled up dollar.

sam pink said...

and it hurt

Anonymous said...

But did you "shave my wound"?


Albie

Ben Tanzer said...

We don't want you to hurt, much, but I was thinking about Scott and I and the ladies, and that maybe we would probably say something like "Hey kid, how about you grab us a bottle of Rumplemintz and some Swisher Sweets and use the change to get yourself some ice cream." We would also be wearing Umbros of course.

Anonymous said...

Ben looks like the kind of guy who would shave my wound. Near a Christmas cake, no doubt.


albie

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