28.7.09

LAST NIGHT I ATE DORITOS WHILE SHAVING AND RIGHT NOW I ONLY HAVE ONE SOCK ON

A MINIVAN FULL OF ANGRY HETEROSEXUALS WITH CROOKED TEETH AND EVEN MORE CROOKED WAYS OF GETTING REVENGE

READ IT BEFORE GENE MORGAN GETS SUED AND HAS TO RESORT TO SELLING GYM SOCKS ON THE HIGHWAY IN HOUSTON TO SUPPORT HIS FAMILY.

8 comments:

nathantyree said...

Fucking love it. Emailed a link to a lot of friends

Anonymous said...

Did you shave your wound too?

I shaved my wound so much I made ass-milk come out of my clothes.


albie!

andy.riverbed said...

what size shirt are you?

(i posted the last comment in the wrong post. oops. forgive me.)

sam pink said...

thank you nathan

albie, one time i shaved my head after it was sunburned (true story) and it made my knees buckle when i ran the razor along it (true story dude seriously)

andy, i wear either a medium or a large. i think large is good. medium is really tight and it freaks me out, i feel like i am losing control.

adam coates said...

heterosexuals is pretty super-awesome

sam pink said...

thanks dude

Anonymous said...

I don't like true stories. They make me scared of stuff. It doesn't matter how nice the true story is, they still make me scared of stuff, like large billboards. What's behind them in those weed filled triangles of waste land?

albie

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