20.8.09

DANIEL BAILEY"S "THE DRUNK SONNETS"

you can preorder daniel bailey's THE DRUNK SONNETS now. i read the book and blurbed it. THE DRUNK SONNETS is so gnarly it's like watching a reverse stabbing. here is the blurb:

"This book is the result of an emo kid writing a few words then leaving the room to do something else, then a drunk old man walks in and says "What is this goofy garbage," and he edits a few lines but agrees with others, then he leaves the room and a bored but insightful cat walks in with an electrical helmet on that transcribes its boredom onto the page, then it leaves and a man who has wronged many people and been wronged by many people walks in and tries to write what he feels but just sighs and some tears hit the page and the words blend and begin to like each other and finally a five-year-old version of Daniel Bailey walks in, the Midwest sadness embedded as deeply in him as his Kool-Aid moustache, and he puts his hands over the book and blesses it, right before running outside to see who is waiting to play with him and make up more awesome worlds than the one that currently holds his weight."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

The tit growing out of my back is now dropped off, thanks for asking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I charge you to sniff the fingers which I used to drop it in the bin!!!!!!!!!!!!!

albie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DJ Berndt said...

a reverse stabbing would indeed be gnarly.

Matt DeBenedictis said...

all great diamond heists and birthday parties for small ugly children begin with the utterance of "what is this goofy garbage".

Anonymous said...

I had a reverse stabbing. It felt like a tickle, but really strong and it was like when you are doing a poo but it hurts so you back out of the bargain and suck it back in to have another more slippery go at it.

albie!!!

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