10.8.09

i have candy in my pockets for you

pangur ban party put up a collection of lines i sent them, called BERNHARD GOETZ. it is some new material and a few lines i cut from FROWNS NEED FRIENDS TOO because they didn't fit. the collection looks long (58 pages) but each page is really short. send shit to pbp, dj is cool. he mailed me a picture of a clown smoking crack. it was like looking into a construction paper mirror. read BERNHARD GOETZ you fool! (completely true spoiler) there is a recipe for ether in BERNHARD GOETZ. highly illegal! not! educational purposes dog! here's the picture i made of bernhard goetz again:



(innee just the cutest!)

UPDATE: I AM READING ON THE 16TH AT THE WHISTLER HERE IN CHICAGO.

17 comments:

xTx said...

"...an enjoyable read!" Serial Killer Monthly


DJ Berndt is my fucking husband. I love him so.

DJ Berndt said...

xTx is my goddamn wife. She is my heroin heroine.

Reynard said...

i was once a crumb in yr trail mix.

nice colors.

Molly Gaudry said...

Great drawing, Sam. Will read soon.

Anonymous said...

News about Stan Lee's child porn stash would break my heart


albie

Eric Beeny said...

Hi Sam, I liked this a lot...

sam pink said...

thanks

audri said...

i am fairly sure clothing hangers are possessed. and i enjoyed this.

scott mcclanahan said...

The Bernie stuff is great. Also, there's a weird bar right next to the whistler you should check out on the 16th. There's no german larry bird, but there was a biker in there who looked like the spanish dominique wilkins.

sam pink said...

audri thanks .

scott, i laughd.

red newsom said...

this was awesome

sam pink said...

get money

Mel Bosworth said...

great piece, mr. pink. dj he do great work too. happy weekend.

Brandi Wells said...

I was reading these aloud to my boyfriend and he says, "Sometimes while I am in the shower I think about taking a shit and watching it go down the shower drain. Then I get an icecream out of the freezer."

sam pink said...

brandi, that is a better set of lines than any in the poem. you win.

Greg Santos said...

Read this with the TV on. The TV has been thrown out my window. From now on no more TV. Only the watching of Bernhard Goetz. Great job, Mr. Pink. Loved it! G

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