14.8.09

ILLEGAL DRUGS

hello. i am reading at THE WHISTLER this sunday. bring your resume and a hazmat suit. here is an edit i did of the bio they have of me on their site.

Sam Pink (http://impersonalelectroniccommunication.com/)
Sam is an avid blogger, poet, and guy who makes a living cleaning off the flaky stuff from peoples' eyes right after they wake up. His debut collection of poems and other writings called I Am a Professional Shithead was recently released by Paper Hero Press. If he accidentally procreates, when he is told about it, he will look at the camera and go "did i do that." He is now a bagger at a grocery store.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would come but I can only poo round the back of Frightening Barry's cafe, near that stack of cat porn he threw out to avoid a horrible enlightenment. So travelling is hard for me as I live millions of feet away from you. My bowel bagpipes will only suck it in for two days at best. Less if I've been eating my own bile babies.

Albie

shitstorm said...

i'll come only b4 disinfecting the skin flap

Anonymous said...

I've put on 4lbs just eating my own dandruff.

albie

sam pink said...

haha. that's good

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