17.8.09

KILL AUTHOR ISSUE #2

KILL AUTHOR #2 is up. there are a lot of good people in it. i have two things in it. one is an excerpt from a play called ALL THE DISCIPLES. here is the context: it is a bunch of people on a bus and one person plays a message left on his phone, for the person sitting next to him, so he can prove that he knows other people. the other is an excerpt from HUMAN BEINGS ARE TOYS. i am going to print up HUMAN BEINGS ARE TOYS. i will talk about it later. i am looking forward to winter. when it's cold i will buy a hoodie with a hood that can completely cover my head and face and then i will put it over my head and face and ride around on the El train. i have no social skills and i know how to use them. happy monday everyone.

12 comments:

audri said...

you were right about human beings are toys. i like the excerpt very much. i like hoodies. you should consider buying one with animal horns on the hood.

Anonymous said...

I think we should all swear like off Star Wars. Waddya think "Laser brain!?"

Albie(Goldenrod)

Anonymous said...

If you name everything and everyone as "Nigel" then you'll always have a friend, no matter where you are.

albie

daniel bailey said...

sam, you write the best blurbs

sam pink said...

audri, here is a true story related to your comment:

two days ago i saw a man on a motorcycle and he was wearing a helmet that had long horns on it. i actually stopped for a moment because i thought demon motorcyclists were invading chicago.

albie, i forcefeed you diamonds until you are very sick.

daniel, your book is awesome i feel honored to have blurbed it.

Bryan Coffelt said...

sam pink, what is your gmail. daniel bailey said you are cool to talk to.

Bryan Coffelt said...

never mind, i think i found it.

sam pink said...

haha.

Anonymous said...

I happen to be the only person since time was created that can digest diamonds,

It's the SAUCE they are served with that kills you.


albie"MY BEANS HURT!"

audri said...

sam, demon motorcyclists are okay because with proper vitamins they are surmountable. you could take them. what you should worry about are vampire kangaroos. vampire kangaroos are scary shit.

Anonymous said...

What a load of Bantha fodder!

Albie!!!

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