20.8.09

SOME STUFF

hello. lot of stuff. i am printing up HUMAN BEINGS ARE TOYS with my friend kari freitag. i designed one of the covers and she designed the other. i will post them soon. we will print them soon. i think we are doing the cover for the FOX FORCE FIVE chapbook collective too. will post that cover soon too. i think the books of plays is coming out after it gets laid out and shit. wrote something for riley michael parker's small press. i like it. maybe he will too. trying to finish a book to send to publishing genius. it is a book that is two novellas that are different versions of each other. the first half is regular stuff, like the thing just posted on everyday genius and the second half is a more illogical version of the first half. trying to burn out painfully. i start bagging groceries for a living tomorrow. does anybody hate me. my headphones are held together by duct tape. i had an idea for a "mulched" haircut yesterday but decided it wouldn't work. the hair would just fall all over. if you want me and kari to do some art for you, let us know. she draws a mean cat. like, a good cat, but her skills are mean. if i knew that the afterlife was just me cutting an enormous square lawn while listening to the song HYPERVIOLET by PIG DESTROYER i would kill myself right now. don't care. you bring things into the world that you later try to escape. this weekend will be a replica of all other weekends and it will fall asleep and wake up with a lurch because it had a falling dream. i have a lot of falling dreams. what does that mean? i also keep having a dream where only one tooth is about to fall out and i keep pushing it down with my tongue. i also had a dream where i had a son but it's head-hair was gorilla hair. and it kept laughing and it made me laugh real hard and i woke up laughing. i wake up laughing all the time. a feeling i keep having is that my entire head is made of like the exoskeleton of a beetle. and i see myself standing by a tree pounding my black beetle skin head into the tree. i'm not going to lie i really like natalie merchant's voice. do you think she would let me hug her? have a nice weekend. oh wait, here's a confession, i plagiarized a lot of CLONE. many of the words i used can be found in the dictionary, with almost the exact same meaning. have a nice weekend. thug life. 312 got no luh for no busters. oh yeah here are some pictures too:






17 comments:

Jordan Castro said...

jesus

kari f. said...

as long as you bag other things in the bag of groceries i won't hate you. i made a mock up of the book today. it's nice and one inch by half an inch. maybe we can sell it to babies.

related to the whole word verification thing, Where do they come up with the words? Obviously the administrators have mouths of gold teeth. it is "unprers" which i imagine is UMPIRES, but with hella 24 k all up in their mouth.

j. a. tyler said...

that two novella thing sounds great. shoot it to ml press if pgp passes. best,

sam pink said...

jordan, yiur last name is castro.

kari, we on some other shit.

ja, yes.

DJ Berndt said...

Love it. Nice work, dude.

sasha fletcher said...

listen. i told you the other week i was excited and i still am.

also you were supposed to tell me when you got a job, but still, way to go dickbag.

Matt DeBenedictis said...

U need to release a chap of just the art like this. There should be fake tattoos of some of the images too because you now that would light the streets up like some orange cush.

Michael James said...

That one with the guy in the bikini with his arms missing is kinda sexy.

I want to read the plays.

kari f. said...

you suck.

elizabeth ellen said...

there is no tomorrow, sam.

Anonymous said...

The problem with Jessica Fletcher is that she keeps seeing murders. Her therapy is to write about murder and go jogging.

Which came first though?

We all know.

Sam Pink has so many projects that I no longer think him real. He is an international congolmerate with offices in Prague, Zurich and Wisconsin.


albie!!!

Brandi Wells said...

i bagged groceries when i was a bit younger. i liked it. i probably liked it because if a 16 year old white girl who weighs a hundred pounds takes your groceries to your car and puts them in your trunk, you are going to tip her. sometimes you will tip her with beer.

Brandi Wells said...

also, i am excited about your forthcoming stuff.

sam pink said...

dj thank you

sasha, you bout to get dealt with

elizabeth, technically no, as tomorrow is a relational entity necessarily separate from presence, therefore it cannot be but in theory

matt, once my grocery store $ starts flowing maybe i will.

michael james, soon my pet, soon.

kari, it's like that.

albie, i dont have health insurance.

brandi, i have the urge to say things to customers that i will say once i have firmly established myself in the trade. the other day, a woman with a cane said to me, "this place is not customer friendly at all anymore, there's nowhere to sit." i laughed because i thought she was jokjing. then she said, "that's not the reaction i would expect."

we on sum otha shit

davidpeak said...

the drone at the end of hyperviolent is money

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