24.9.09

I GOT MARRIED LAST NIGHT

i finished revisions for FROWNS NEED FRIENDS TOO last night. it's 24,000 words of thug ass prose poems. it's more pessimistic than ever. there are no references to masturbation. there are fewer jokey parts. there are numerous references to committing suicide by doing nothing. it's a kick to the eye with long toe nailed foot i guess. this blog kind of sucks right. i still have the videos people made of themselves reading poems from the book. i will post them soon, around the time the book comes out. if anyone works at a printer and can make free posters, email me. i think that was my only attempt to promote the book. has anyone ever taken melatonin to go to sleep. it gives you weird dreams. wellbutrin i think gives you nightmares. isn't the world just so dead uncle. i talked to jordan castro recently about doing a tour in the summer. the tour would be called something like, "hurt your dad '10 tour." anyone who wanted to come could come. we'd rent a van and just drive around. old school hardore style. sleep in the van. no showers. probably total dude fest. sell books for food and gas. do readings in basements at house parties. get into fights. run from police. sleep on the highway when the van breaks down. one dude stays up guarding the van while the others sleep. this dude would be requied to blow on the alpine horn (a kazoo purchased at a gas station) if any intruders lurked. does anyone want to lurk with me? if you can make this tour happen this summer, let me know. have a good weekend. pictures:




13 comments:

nathantyree said...

I cannot wait for this book.

I'm getting all sweaty just thinking about it

daniel bailey said...

do a tour. if you come to fort collins you'd have a place to stay and free food and booze

Josh Kleinberg said...

do a tour.

sam pink said...

somebody has a raccoon niece in their future.

pb said...

I want to come on the tour. But I'm not a dude. Can I come for some of it? I'm really good at chipping in.

Ken Baumann said...

tour. los angeles. yes pwease.

also: really dig this art.

jake s. said...

You should fully tour. I will help, I know things about getting high schoolers to let you sleep on their parents floor and then getting the parents to make pancakes the next day. We will do this in every town.

bootsie q. mcgromblestein said...

i miss your hugs, d.

scott mcclanahan said...

Count me in for the tour.

nathantyree said...

Sam

email me re: tour

I have questions

nathanctyree@yahoo.com

jereme said...

melatonin, like any drug, will build in your system and lose it's attraction.

then it becomes maintenance.

wellbutrin is used as coke in prison. they smuggle it in, chop it up and snort it.

i don't know if that's the right drug to be using for sleep?

i am in for adventure tour if you are serious which you are not. you are sam pink.

that's why i love you.

elizabeth ellen said...

word.

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