22.11.09

LOU SALOME

hello. i have some copies of I AM GOING TO CLONE MYSELF THEN KILL THE CLONE AND EAT IT. if you want one, email me and make me an offer. (hint: i will probably agree to sell it to you for the price of shipping, wink wink). you can pay me for it too though. i will use the money to pay for food, and probably i will go to baskin robbins at four in the morning and buy an ice cream cone too and then walk out into the parking lot and eat the cone, feeling like i am missing something or someone but not quite sure what or who. you can also buy the book from the publisher if you click the link above. i read the book again and i still like it. it seems like i was in a better mood when i wrote it, compared to right now and the time in between. i am writing a full length play now. i am pretty worried about the strength of my front teeth, they hurt bad because i tried to prove to someone that cats like it when they get picked up by their necks and then i picked a cat up with my front teeth to prove it. sorry if you think this post blows hard ass. i will try harder. who have you disappointed today. if you look hard enough i think you will notice many many instances. jk, everything is fine. i fooled you.

also i would hope you might read this.

5 comments:

Ryan said...

Sam,

I need another copy. I gave mine to a friend. I'll email you my address. Also, how do you want to be paid, check? paypal? sex? paypal sex?

Ashley said...

I will buy this book from you if you spend the money on Baskin Robbins ice cream and think of my face the entire time you are eating it.

sam pink said...

i dare you

Ashley said...

I will meet you some day, Sam Pink, and you wont like me at all and I will worship you.

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