18.1.10

NORWAY

this summer, FLAMME FORLAG, a publisher in norway, will release a more condensed version of I AM GOING TO CLONE MYSELF THEN KILL THE CLONE AND EAT IT. the norwegian version will be called I LOVE YOU. thanks to AUDUN MORTENSEN, the translator. i think if i were to edit CLONE today it would be somewhat different. maybe not. who cares. i have the proof for FROWNS NEED FRIENDS TOO and it should be out soon. i feel very good about the next two books. i think about stuff a lot. does anyone in chicago need me to work for them. i need a job. i think about martin heidegger a lot. sometimes when i am taking a break from writing something i google pictures of martin heidegger and just look at them. for some reason people always talk about my boots. here is a brief rundown. i buy the same pair of boots every time. they cost forty dollars at walmart. they last me roughly two to three years. i wear them until the bottoms fall off. they are called "GUS." that's what it says on the box. the entire toe cap is steel. i wear them so i can kick someone's head in if i get jumped. they are also warm and comfortable after they are broken in. it is hard to break them in. right now i am breaking some new ones in. i have black scabs on my toes and ankles. i just picked one. how are you. i feel very little communion with anyone now. fake.

7 comments:

Z.Rodriguez said...

Those Gus boots'll get you in more than just your ankles...

Randy Conner said...

sam, i think you are a talented person.

sam pink said...

most of the time in my dreams now, i am yelling at people but there is no sound coming out. it feels terrible.

kelly schirmann said...

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/tlg/1560289292.html

brittany wallace said...

the second book i read in 2010 was i am going to clone myself.

it made me feel really good.

sam pink said...

kelly, thank you for the link, now the pictures i have of myself shirtless and skateboarding won't go to waste.

brittany, bad ass.

sam pink said...

http://www.myspace.com/kellyschirmann