18.5.10

MYSTERY OF LIFE

man, i just noticed that my vhs tape of "mr. nanny" was in the sleeve for "suburban commando" and my vhs tape of "suburban commando" was in the sleeve for "mr. nanny"! haha! holy shit!

35 comments:

DJ Berndt said...

This is awesome:


However, the real trouble has just started. An unscrupulous and vain villain named Tommy Thanatos (Johansen) is after Mason's chip, and he will not stop at anything to get it. As it turns out, Sean and Burt had been once at the receiving end of one of his schemes: he had ordered them to throw a match, and when they hadn't complied, he attempted to shoot them. However, Burt threw himself in front of Sean, taking the bullet his leg (permanently injuring him); Sean had chased him to the roof of the stadium, and after a furious fight Thanatos ended up plunging head-first into an empty pool. This accident fractured the top of his skull, forcing the attachment of a steel skullplate and removing part of his afro hair of which he was so proud.

sam pink said...

this post is dumb. it will not help you sell books. it will not convince anyone you have anything interesting to say. you are a joke. fuck yourself.

sam pink said...

true man. thanks. i'm going to get my shit together and write some real fucking poems. i'm going to lie at the bottom of lake michgan on my back, and look up, and receive the message of new violence. on my back on the bottom of lake michigan i will receive the message of the new lord, lord violence is the new lord. thanks for the input!

sam pink said...

now you are just padding comments. more comments means more importance. you're going to feel shtty when you realize you are treating your life like a person standing in an open field, looking up as the shadow of a falling rock expands around your feet. just standing there. haha!

sam pink said...

oh come on man, be nice. i treat my life more like a person in a waiting room, not complaining, just waiting to be lead by a faceless nurse, lead to an empty room where i then wait to be lead to another empty room. haha!

sam pink said...

in "mr. nanny" the kids in hulk hogan's care, they hook up an electrode in the shower so hulk gets electrocuted, and then hulk's hair gets all sticking up and shit! it's nice out today, i am going to walk around for a while.

jereme said...

KEEP YOUR INSECURITY DOWNWIND.

sam pink said...

yeah this is for the guy above who said something about comments. "more comments equals more importance."

really man? do you seriously believe that? i am expressing my refusal of that idea and i would like to argue about it.

sam pink said...

hey yeah. "this won't sell books."

you have books? shit man, they must publish anyone.

sam pink said...

"they must publish anyone."

uh, you should spend less time criticizing someone and more time writing dude.

sam pink said...

"writing"? you call this writing? i am now expressing more disagreement with your point and i hope to continue this argument. please type another comment so we can publicly disagree.

sam pink said...

"you call that writing?"

what do you call writing dude? (kierkegaard quote). so that's why you're qrong.

sam pink said...

oops, lol. should say "wrong" not "qrong."

sam pink said...

good kiekergaard quote.

(deleuze quote).

so there is my argument.

sam pink said...

why is your shit so negative and violent. i don't like that kind of thing so i am publicly expressing my dislike for it, in the hopes that others will agree and confer to me a sense of power (because my life is so petty and i have never had sex)

sam pink said...

this is for sam. you're a white male. (that's my argument)

sam pink said...

"you're a white male."

uh, last time i checked, i am bisexual and i think, a little bit irish.

sam pink said...

in response to your delueze quote:

(camus quote)

sam pink said...

yeah i am just writing this comment to further assert that i don't like you and your writing.

sam pink said...

you're racist.

sam pink said...

hey i'm the editor of "hot scum" magazine. i read "clone" and i really liked it. can you send me something to look at.

sam pink said...

hey, just emailing you to say that i bought one of your books and had you autograph it. i was wondering if i could trade it for one that wasn't autographed so i can sell it to the used bookstore here for more money. thx!

sam pink said...

how come you don't allow anonymous comments?

sam pink said...

relax dude i just changed it

sam pink said...

you should write something with a plot.

sam pink said...

"you're racist."

um, dude, it's great to be white and have no problems.

sam pink said...

"i dont wanna rape ya/i just want tha papuh/the visa, capisce?/i'm out like tha vapuhs/who's the one you call mr macho/the head honcho/swift fist like camacho/i got-so, much style i should be down with the stylistics/make up to break up/niggas need ta wake up/smell the indonesia/beat ya to a seizure/then fuck ya moms, hit the skins to amnesia"

sam pink said...

this comment thread is so midwest

sam pink said...

"your skin/is yellow/like wildflowers/in july"

sam pink said...

"you're racist."

uh, hello, it's "your racist"

sam pink said...

hehe, wait man, it's actually "you're racist" you were right dude. sorry/

elizabeth ellen said...

you nerd.

Anonymous said...

Hey. I just received FNF II in the mail and it was all fucked up. How much does it sell for so I can get the money's worth from the post office since you mailed it to me for free.

uSPS is fucking sucks

Anonymous said...

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also the packageing was all torn upon before i even opened it like i could see the book and it looks like somebody was had been dragging it along the ground by from a car

sam pink said...

fucking shit. email me and i will send you another.