30.9.10


SEEMINGLY COMATOSE OLD MAN WHO GOES TO THE SAME DEPARTMENT STORE EVERY DAY TO PLAY THE CAR RACING VIDEOGAMES ON DISPLAY AND ALWAYS WEARS THE SWEATPANTS AND SANDALS

27.9.10

FIRST REVIEW OF "PERSON"

brett gallagher has reviewed "person."

"person" might be out sooner than expected.

i am doing the last edits now.

i think someone got hurt last night. i heard people outside the window, and there was a girl crying and this guy went, "man, there is a person LAID OUT in the street over there."

23.9.10

stephen dierks wrote a review of Frowns Need Friends Too.

i think that, right now, i am in the prime of my life, in terms of how much arm hair i have.

the old SELF ESTEEM HOLOCAUST COMES HOME is now "out of print." i was told that it had been out of print but that was a lie. if you have an old copy, i am sorry. it is sucky. che elias is a liar. here is a teaser for a documentary made about che elias, the man who runs the press who published the old version. the documentary, seemingly, seeks to answer the question, "where are all the fart fumes from g.g. allin's underwear?"

21.9.10

hi america! have feelings? me too! i like apples. maybe we get blood borne illness together? sounds delish!

if you want a review copy of Person (a stunning novel about a bi-polar loser living in chicago) or The Self-Esteem Holocaust Comes Home (a stunning sets of plays that are actually edited now!) then email me. you can write a review and then interview me over the phone and i will sexual harass you and we can record it and put it on the internet.

i am also willing to trade both books for a season (any season after one or two) of The O.C. on dvd.

19.9.10

here is an article noah cicero wrote about DIT fest in Ohio.

here is a video of the fest that jordan castro made.

the video includes lurid depictions of things like noah sitting in a chair, the salad that tao lin spilled when he fell down some stairs, megan boyle's thigh/lower ass cheek, jordan reading, richard wehrenberg holding a fat stack, and me eating a bug/offering to stop reading at any point if the audience asks me to stop.

17.9.10

waldo geraldo faldo.

i'm writing a short novel to be published in the next issue of THE LIFTED BROW.

if you live in chicago and hgave LSD, give it to me please.

PERSON and SELF ESTEEM HOLOCAUST COMES HOME will be sent to the printer in a month.

after that, i expect to die of cancer haha!

i'm reading The Executioner's Song and i like it.

13.9.10

i want to write about DIT fest 2010 in ohio. i will write about it but it will take a while maybe. being there made me happy about being a living human.

here is brittany wallace's version.

8.9.10

i will be going to ohio this weekend to read at the DIT fest. noah cicero, tao lin, and jordan castro will also be reading and there will be bands too. if you want to come to it, then come to it. i'll be the one in the Stone Cold Steve Austin shirt, smoking a live frog.

also, the old shitty edition of SELF ESTEEM HOLOCAUST COMES HOME is still up on amazon. this is another lie i've been told by six gallery press. i was told it would be taken down. if you want a copy of the old, overpriced, non-rectangular, spelling-error and edits-ignored copy, which i had to buy to see since a proof never happened, then it will still be up for a few days. after that, it will cease to be a thing, and the better copy will soon replace it. the better copy will look nicer and have the edits included so it won't be embarrassing.

also, i read a short novel by cameron pierce a few days ago called THE DESTROYED ROOM. if you are a publisher, email him and ask to read it. it was nice to read.

also, manny pacquiao will fight antonio margarito on november 13. the fight has been confirmed.