a book i wrote called "YOU HEAR AMBULANCE SOUNDS AND THINK THEY ARE FOR YOU" is officially out. i think it's sold out though. but i have a box of them. it's a single poem in a perfect bound book. it looks really nice. the next five people to buy PERSON and send the publisher their receipt (email@example.com) will get a free copy of "AMBULANCE SOUNDS" in the mail. or, if you just want to buy a copy of "AMBULANCE SOUNDS" off me, send me five dollars so i can mail it to you.
also, you can help out stephen dierks with his magazine "POP SERIAL." you can donate to his kickstarter page. i have some work in the next issue, along with Tao Lin, Noah Cicero, Heather Christle, Daniel Bailey, Brandi Wells, Ben Brooks, Prathna Lor, Kendra Grant Malone, Matthew Savoca, Brandon Scott Gorrell, Audun Mortensen, Frank Hinton, Ana C., Jordan Castro, Cassandra Troyan, Cody Troyan, Miles Ross, David Fishkind, Brittany Wallace, Andrew James Weatherhead, Carrie Lorig, Feng Sun Chen, Megan Boyle, Brett Gallagher, Steve Roggenbuck.
bradley sands has a new book out and i made the picture on the cover.
i will also trade a book for acid, adderall or ritalin.
have a nice evening.
a novel i wrote, called PERSON, has been released.
the full cover is above, with description (click to see full size).
here is the amazon page.
here is the goodreads page.
here is a link to a picture of super middle weight champion, lucian bute.
the book is 20 thousand words and it costs eight dollars. only eight dollars!!?? kill!
it costs 6.66 pounds(?) in the UK. that is actually the price. i am glad it is more easily available in the UK.
PERSON is a novel where things happens that are (maybe) funny, sad, weird et cetera. people will say nothing happens in the book but that's impossible, you silly motherfucker!
cameron pierce is the editor of the press that did PERSON, Lazy Fascist Press. he helped me. he is good. he will most likely become a rollerskating crime solving transsexual.
the publisher is encouraging people to use amazon. the publisher has worked things out to make a profit through amazon, and i guess i get money from every purchase too. there is nothing wrong about using amazon, it is not inherently bad. it has consequences that have consequences. but if you absolutely can't use amazon, you can maybe buy one off me or the publisher.
the first chapter of PERSON was published in the last edition of THE LIFTED BROW.
also, if you read "CLONE" and read the piece called "conversation" where two people are at a chinese buffet, and you liked it, you will like PERSON.
about the author: sam pink is 27, and a hot dude who lives in chicago. he was almost attacked by a pit bull the other night while on a walk but was able to circle and intimidate the pit bull. he works in a warehouse for minimum wage. Kill!
yesterday when i was out walking i thought i saw a puddle floating towards me in the street, but it was just a section of newspaper blowing across the street. immediately, the first thought i had when i saw the thing coming at me was, "there's a puddle coming at me" and i was actually scared. (it was just a section of newspaper though).