a novel i wrote, called PERSON, has been released.

the full cover is above, with description (click to see full size).

here is the amazon page.

here is the goodreads page.

here is a link to a picture of super middle weight champion, lucian bute.

the book is 20 thousand words and it costs eight dollars. only eight dollars!!?? kill!

it costs 6.66 pounds(?) in the UK. that is actually the price. i am glad it is more easily available in the UK.

PERSON is a novel where things happens that are (maybe) funny, sad, weird et cetera. people will say nothing happens in the book but that's impossible, you silly motherfucker!

cameron pierce is the editor of the press that did PERSON, Lazy Fascist Press. he helped me. he is good. he will most likely become a rollerskating crime solving transsexual.

the publisher is encouraging people to use amazon. the publisher has worked things out to make a profit through amazon, and i guess i get money from every purchase too. there is nothing wrong about using amazon, it is not inherently bad. it has consequences that have consequences. but if you absolutely can't use amazon, you can maybe buy one off me or the publisher.

the first chapter of PERSON was published in the last edition of THE LIFTED BROW.

also, if you read "CLONE" and read the piece called "conversation" where two people are at a chinese buffet, and you liked it, you will like PERSON.

about the author: sam pink is 27, and a hot dude who lives in chicago. he was almost attacked by a pit bull the other night while on a walk but was able to circle and intimidate the pit bull. he works in a warehouse for minimum wage. Kill!


Jackson Nieuwland said...

I starved to death on purpose. It was fun

Jordan Castro said...

good job bro

Tyler G said...


Drew said...

tonight i sacrificed a credit card a friend of mine stole to satan. which is to say: buying your novel soon. [also: true story].

Socrates Adams-Florou said...

i am really excited about this book.

pb said...

buying from amazon now-

bootsie q. mcgromblestein said...

since i live all local to you 'n' shit, can i just buy one from you directly? and maybe you know... get a high five while i'm at it?

Mel Bosworth said...

person is coming to my house. email told me so.

sam pink said...

jackson, having fun is nice.

jordan, thanks.

tyler g, thanks.

drew, do the devil's work.

socrates, thank you.

pb, thank you.

bootsie, i currently don't have any copies

mel, thank you, i hope you like it.

DJ Berndt said...

Just ordered it. I'm pumped.

Giles Ruffer said...

Order this yesterday.