tomorrow night, twuesday december 21st, is the pop serial reading.

information here.

if you live in chicago, you should come. if you don't live in chicago, fuck yourself.

tuesday is misspelled in the first sentence.



here's a negative review of Person that i liked reading.

here's a funny part from it:

"But for every reasonable jab at ordinary conformity there’s a troubling build-up of rage and self-destructive desire that makes Person incredibly unsettling.

In other words, he’s a great example of why I carry Mace."

IMPOSE MAGAZINE has person on "favorite of 2010"



noah cicero started THE LAKE EFFECT and i'm on it.

tao lin mentioned "PERSON" in SALON magazine.

i read an interview with the editor of "VICE" magazine at thought catalog and it said that he trains in boxing so i sent him an email challenging him to a boxing match. i haven't heard back yet. if he agrees i will try to raise donations so that when i win, Lazy Fascist Press/Me get the money.

i have readings coming up. the orange alert reading is on the 19th at The Whistler. the pop serial reading is on the 21st at Innertown Pub. i'll be standing in the alley before each reading if you want to talk.


i contributed a "holiday gift guide" to the Lazy Fascist Press website.

i have an essay that's called "AN ESSAY ABOUT WHAT I OBSERVE MYSELF FEELING AND DOING WHILE LISTENING TO THE SONG 'EYE FLYS' BY THE MELVINS." if anyone wants it for a website or whatever, you can have it.

also, i am writing the novelization of HOME ALONE. this is not a joke. it will be a real published book. there will be more details later.


white power!


EVERYDAY GENIUS re-published a haiku i wrote.

also, if i get enough money one day, i think it would be a good idea to write a book called "MEGABUS" where i just take the megabus all over the midwest and write about it.

the megabus is a very cheap bus system that runs all across the midwest.

if anyone else wants to use this idea, just pay me ten dollars and you can have it. no, fifteen dollars.