i was interviewed at metazen.

riley michael parker interviewed me.

the interview includes a sexy ass author photo, a legitimate recipe for getting high off of Sucrets cough drops, and a marvelous marvin hagler reference.



i have books to sell.

i have 20 copies of PERSON (a sizzling hot novel)

4 copies of THE SELF-ESTEEM HOLOCAUST COMES HOME (plays/short stories that in twenty years, only four people will have admitted reading (including myself and the publisher))

1 copy of FROWNS NEED FRIENDS TOO (sizzling hot poems)

1 copy of YOU HEAR AMBULANCE SOUNDS AND THINK THEY ARE FOR YOU (last copy ever of a book length poem)


i'm working on a novel about working in a target warehouse.