30.4.11

i've got two copies of "person" and one copy of "self-esteem holocaust comes home."

i'll mail you whichever you want for free, if you:

write an amazon review

or

be nice for an entire day

or

do something really mean to someone and never admit it

or

mail me lsd

or

kiss a dog on the head

or

do the devil's work

or

lift north america up and shake it--like you're cleaning a rug or towel--sending everyone into the ocean


sampinkisalive@gmail.com


chicago bulls.

6 comments:

Cassandra Troyan said...

I already have both. But I will write an Amazon review.

Cassandra Troyan said...

And I already shook North America. If you are not in the ocean, you are one of the good ones.

Alexandr Hole said...

Hi, if I win "Person" I will write an Amazon review. This is my word, then. I do Satan's work, but I'm not proud or guilty about it. I want to lift North America, despite its alleged fat, metaphorically.

Regards,

Alexandr.

weevil girl said...

i would die for both but that's as much as i can do for it.

or maybe draw you something.

COME ON.
please please im a random nobody but i'll draw you something cool and wish you healthy children and a happy independence day IM SERIOUS AND I CAN NEVER AFFORD TO BUY A BOOK OVERSEAZ PLEAZ AND i. have been secretly enamoured by your work for about a million and thirty years please

sam pink said...

cool. email me. sampinkisalive@gmail.com

Caroline Thompson said...

I french-kissed a german shepherd in 2004. But it wasn't for your books so I'll buy them.