31.7.11

i'm going to be doing a reading this thursday at a taco bell with larry bird and you should come, there's going to be a "who can hit me in the eye hardest" contest and it'll be great.

8 comments:

Nathan DePriest said...

i could prove i'm your new #1 fan and cart your lifeless body off after the contest and nurse you back to health. i would then smash your legs Misery style so you could write without the distraction of legs, that is until the gangrene seeped into your brain

Nathan DePriest said...

on a related note: kathy bates could kick my ass

Jackson Nieuwland said...

What's the most times you've punched yourself in the face in a row?

sam pink said...

i'ma say, probably twice in a row (to the forehead) with one more punch shortly following those, almost an afterthought.

i mailed you a book yesterday. it is coming from chicago to new zealand. when you open the package, a puff of flower dust will hit you in the face and you'll experience painful happiness for the rest of your life.

Anonymous said...

you should talk to noah and see what's going on with him

sam pink said...

i talk to noah somewhat regularly. it doesn't seem like anything is going on with him. he's a depressed alienated person, like most of us. he's probably feeling shitty right now. not wanting to blog doesn't seem bad. wanting to go away for a little bit and work on things seems good. i know that i feel better when i just do work and forget about the other irrelevant shit. noah just does work. he puts in work. he doesn't actively seek attention. he just puts in work, and his shit is out there. he doesn't get a lot of attention, because he doesn't have the type of personality that thrives, the "networking" type. he'll be fine. i'm glad he is back in ohio because now i can still go see him. plus, with kell pavlik pulling out of his fight today, noah is youngstown's franchise. even if he never wrote anything again, he will still have written, to me, an impressive collection of novels. he will rise from the shit pile.

Jordan Castro said...

the most recent text message i've received from noah

'A long enduring sadness' - Noah, Yesterday, 7:13PM

sam, come to ohio you retard

jackson/sam, y'all hit your heads too? i started in like, 10th grade maybe and can't stop, won't stop, now. i just punch myself all the time. everyone hates it.

sam pink said...

i have an urge to cut my eyebrow off with scissors.