27.6.12

CHICAGO HATES YOU

FROWNS NEED FRIENDS TOO will be re-released in july at some point.

i edited it again so it's a little different.

i feel pretty good about it after i edited it again. 

but who gives a fucking shit right.

lately when someone does something inconsiderate/whatever, i say, "hey, that really boils my onions."

i feel like people like it when i use that phrase in front of them, sometimes while snapping my fingers when i say it.

also, i seem to be really good at cutting women's hair.

if anyone in chicago needs a haircut, i'll do it for cheap.

i have some new drawings i'm going to post too.



25.6.12

18.6.12

feel like i'm close to just posting a craigslist ad for a free pet then put my picture in the ad and write something like, "this adorable shithead will barely make a sound as he moves closer to death." 

17.6.12

does anyone in chicago have adderall/ritalin they don't want. 

want to spend tomorrow in fierce concentration, so i can finish a book and become one of the fifty best writers in chicago. 

hit my line

sampinkisalive@gmail.com


16.6.12

i didn't make the "top 50 writers in chicago" list from "new city" magazine. 

i just read it at a pizza place earlier. 

i sat in the chair and carefully read the list, my hand clenching the paper harder and harder as i read on. 

also i'm reading on the twenty sixth at innertown pub. 

if more than fifty people come, i will have sex with everyone in the alley, one at a time.


12.6.12

I AM GOING TO CLONE MYSELF THEN KILL THE CLONE AND EAT IT  is available again.




it's kind of the same book as the one from 2009 but also not.

waaaaaayyyyy better!

comparing the old to the new, it's like going from repeatedly stabbing someone, to just stomping their throat once, y'know! 

shit was taken out.  shit was added.  shit was edited.  new cover!  better thoughts!  horrible violence!  suck my dick!


here's the back copy: 


The Holy Bible of Bad Feelings returns!

Longtime bipolar idiot Sam Pink brings you right back to the beginning with this remastered edition of his first underground hit. Find out why it would be great to get accidentally killed by a bus. Find out how to perform hardcore sex and never have any fun. Find out why it would be better if your mom was a Ugandan hooker. And find out how to fill your mouth with confetti before blowing your own head off.

Because a dead horse isn't ever fully beaten. Because when you get to Hell there will be a seat saved for you. Because you can't afford too many hellos. Because every time you come home, you stand in the door way and think, "It's time for a monster to eat me now." And then a monster eats you!

Be brave enough to read this book.
Be brave enough to clone yourself then kill the clone and eat it.

Lazy Fascist also just published the collected works of scott mcclanahan vol 1.   i wrote an introduction for this book. it's really good.  scott is really good.   




anyway, suck my dick everyone!  if you want me to read somewhere, let me know    sampinkisalive@gmail.com

4.6.12

I GOT THIS EMAIL

Hi ,

I found the information on your blog insightful as I was scouring the web for research on graduate-school related topics. Through my research, I noticed that the blogosphere (and organizations such as the Bureau of Labor Statistics) has been talking alot about dentistry's bright future and high rate of growth.

I'd love to write a post for you that perhaps blends this topic with something deeper you are interested in for your blog. How dentistry programs compare to others, innovations and research in dentistry, etc. What do you think? Thanks, and I really look forward to hearing from you.

2.6.12

MAILED SHIT OUT

hey everybody i mailed out shit, so if shit is supposed to come to you, shit is coming.

the shit is coming!