14.4.13

the real hazard in not wearing underwear isn't zipping up your dick/balls but instead allowing your balls to lay on the zipper while pissing because ball skin (seemingly) easily falls into zipperteeth.

(after i re-read this for some reason i imagined myself wearing a full hood over my head and face, made of ball skin.  soft soft ball skin.)  

4 comments:

David Lambelet said...
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David Lambelet said...

Freshly-shaved ball skin, or full-on hair helmet?

sam pink said...

thing is, it doesnt matter. that stray hair gets in there just as easy as that soft soft ball skin. of course, i think it should be noted that we're not necessarily talking about when your balls are 'hard.' but rather, in the more hang-y state. like pushing a popped balloon into a grill brush.

sam pink said...

it should also be said that i keep seeing a short man dressed in carnival attire, yelling, 'the softest ball skin in all the land.'