23.5.13

ALL I CARE ABOUT IS WEB HITS AND MAKING FRIENDS


6 comments:

noodlesmcnoodles said...

web hit

sam pink said...

fuck yes. i'm standing on a mountain with rontel, and we're both wearing black robes and we raise our hands to the lightning storm going on and i yell, "let the hits....rise!"

noodlesmcnoodles said...

Its working!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

noodlesmcnoodles said...

doesnt the lighting storm scare the cat

tomhanks said...

LISTEN: THOSE ARE SOME LONG ASS TOES

I AM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS

I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW LONG THOSE TOES IS

IT'S REALLY GOOD

PLEASE DON'T STOP GROWING

THOUGH I KNOW YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW THIS, I AM INCLINED TO REMIND YOU OF THIS AGE-OLD PROVERB: THE LONGER THE TOES, THE HIGHER THE WEB HITS

sam pink said...

imagining myself as a character edited out of 'the neverending story' where it's just me in some umbros sitting under a tree with my long-ass toes and i keep wiggling the long-ass toes and sadly whispering, 'such long toes.' then that one nasal-voiced guy from 'friday' zooms down on like a jet-powered surfboard and nasally yells, "daaaaaaaaaang, some long-ass toes kid" then goes to zoom away but gets consumed by The Nothing and the last thing you hear as he disappears is, "this some big ass nothing, eh ahhhhhhhhh."