27.5.13

i started an ask/fm account to avoid interviews for publications

dont ask me dumb gossipy shit




9 comments:

jereme said...

Surprised nobody has asked anything about your dick yet.

sam pink said...

for real though, what's there to say. my dick is the byproduct of roseland and cal city, italian/irish and rugged as the day is long. hangs and bangs with the best. just trynna stay wet. harassing them cootie cats.

jereme said...

"does it have a name" is what I would ask if I was going to anonymously ask a question about your dick on the internet.

Just imagined the shaft of your dick in a petticoat while the head is sporting a marine style buzz cut and you look down to it and say, "Bomb is in the wontons, Captain Rebecca!"

sam pink said...

i'd be interested in arranging a performance art piece where i completely blow up the 'head' of my dick with a 'black cat' firwork/2 or 3 of them, such that the head of my dick unravels into hanging strips, like a dead bouquet

jereme said...

when I read 'blow up the head of my dick with a black cat' I immediately imagined felix the cat pulling a bicycle pump out of his bag then dig-dugging your dickhead until it exploded into a giant cloud of rainbow confetti.

sam pink said...

seeing felix the cat laughing like, "nee hee hee" with it paw over its mouth as i cup both hands over my blown-apart dick and then i go, "oooop, check please!!!!" as i fall over sideways.

jereme said...

then qbert wearing wayfarer sunglasses suddenly appears in frame bouncing on a pogo stick shaped like your dick

Anonymous said...

I saw the latest episode of Maron and thought of you. I wanted to ask you a question but you disabled askfm. All right, going to ask it, are you ready? Here it is - Do you sleep with fans? Here is a purely hypothetical scenario: You meet a fan in Toronto. Would you consider sleeping with her? (This is a great question backed with journalistic curiosity. Nothing more!)

sam pink said...

only if she acts like my aunt the whole time