16.5.13

if it's going to cost me more than like, 60 dollars (round trip) to come do a reading, i can't do it.  i live off of like [laughable dollar amount] dollars a year, and that's with supporting rontel's nasty 'virginia slims' habit.  whole foods wouldn't even hire me to fucking bag groceries.  BOO HOO i'm so helpless. 


8 comments:

sam pink said...

i've only been in a whole foods maybe five times but the worst part of it (and other grocery stores like that) is how indulgent all the customers/workers are. the way they talk about 'amazing' or 'ugh, to die for' food. makes me feel embarrassed. outside you walk by a guy eating fucking garbage and then inside the whole foods it's people raving about expensive bullshit food. and then they act like they're saving the world by eating vegetarian eggs or something. goddamn it, feel so mad right now all of a sudden

Oprah said...

Have you donated semen or plasma? You'll be eating vegan eggplant parmesan in no time with that semen and blood money.

sam pink said...

i donated some semen to my sweatpant cut off shorts last night dreaming about you oprah

Oprah said...

I am accepting hot beef injections currently. But I don't do anal. The wear and tear of it all really freaks me out.

Erica Turner said...
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Erica Turner said...

How much would it cost you, round trip, to go to this reading in Baltimore?

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sam pink said...

surely, only the bejeweled staff of meldenshroth could summon me.

Oprah said...

Oprah will anonymously give you money to go to baltimore