26.5.13

i'm filling out a job application for a grocery store and where it says, "what abilities/aptitudes do you have that would make this job easier" i want to write: "stacking cans and also, makin' yo bitch's ass red." 

i feel interested in killing myself at a reading but only if the bullet goes through my head and into someone else's head/face

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I volunteer. But that bullet better kill me as well. Things are hard enough as it is.

Anonymous said...

I was going to volunteer but I see someone beat me to it

Anonymous said...

hbd sammy p

Matt Margo said...

Just imagined myself checking your blog and seeing that you were doing another reading in Ohio, then immediately sending you an email that says, "you bring the gun and i'll bring the bullet. let's make some history up in this bitch."