19.5.13

kelly and i are looking for someone to mix/master this 'king cobra ep.'  it's eight songs.  we need them mastered to improve the sound quality.  if you or someone you know knows how to do this, email me sampinkisalive   at   gmail dot com.  we can probably pay a very very small amount and would need it done relatively soon.  also, and i haven't discussed this with kelly, but pretty sure we can also throw in allowing you to 'honk' one of kelly's titties and/or give my cack a solid 'yank.'  the world is yours. 

9 comments:

kelly schirmann said...

nice

jereme said...

if I win this deal, I want to switch the honking and yanking around.

sam pink said...

no dice

jereme said...

Some bullshit, yo.

You said the world was mine.

C'mon, let me honk it.

sam pink said...

honking a cack

jereme said...

Dianetics II: Honking The Cack.

sam pink said...

i would watch a movie called 'the slammer' about a guy who goes around and argues with people then says, "watch it or i'll slam you" and then slams people.

jereme said...

that movie should have tackleberry from police academy as the slammer.

Chad said...

Nice