12.8.13

FLAKE-ASS HO-ASS

briefly imagined an olympic sport called 'floor feeling-bad' where, on the same floor as gymnastics, participants just walk out into the middle of the floor and the camera zooms in on just his/her face and the announcers quietly discuss how well or not-well the participant is accepting of feeling bad for seemingly no reason. 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is there some weird feeling-bad frequency reader or do they just judge you on posture and expression?

sam pink said...

the only response i keep thinking is, 'snibbity scrumpkins.'